I Love Not Talking #theobserver

A merchandise company so successful, they have licensed every popular IP under the sun. After running out of superhero variants and genre shows, they have resorted to presenting a monochrome man in a suit as a beloved TV character and hoping the name recognition would be enough to sell it.

I am Rod Serling.

I feel as though I've been altered in some fundemental way

hey Elvis is the glass half full or half empty to you?

Woah mama it depends on whether you're filling or emptying

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

Yeah his head just did that.

What's your opinion on JFK?

Rest in piece, shame his head did that

look I understand why people would be compelled by the amulet, but that’s just not the kind of thing I would do. if I had the amulet it wouldn’t even effect me even slightly. actually, if you hand over the amulet right now right this second I can prove to you how uneffected I will be. just for a second

does Mr Rod Serling ever interact with Mod Serling?

Well yes. More so they interact with me but yes.

Spirit animals are not an idea to be tossed around lightly. Same can be said for w*ndigos and tarot. One person's culture is not another's gimmick.

you're white. you don't have a Spirit animal. you have a fursona.

rod what are you doing on tumblr

The same thing that you are likely doing here. Enjoying an archive of humanity, one updated daily by its denizens. And to talk directly to viewers like you, in a manner unprecedented in my time. -R.S.