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If you are a fan of The Twilight Zone and are looking for another anthological series about terror and what lessons it teaches, I highly recommend The Magnus Archives.

The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast with 200 episodes, following a man named Jonathan Sims as he settles into his new role as the Head Archivist of The Magnus Institute. But this is no ordinary job, and not everything is as it seems, as Jon will soon come to See.

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Imagine if you will

As the world should be.

dont play defense

Imagine if you were going about your day until your face just... disappeared. Don't worry! This is a Normal problem that many people face in this society. You just go to lost and found and describe the face you lost. Go on. You remember your face, right? I mean, you wear it every day. You look at it more times than you can count. Alright, fine, if you can't describe your face, how about we go and look for it. I'll show you two of our lost faces, and you say which one looks mostly like your face. That way, I can slowly narrow down to yours.

Alright, I've narrowed it down to the last three. This should be an easy choice, given how diff- I'm sorry, what's that? They all look... the same to you? Nonsense, can't you see how different and unique they are? One of these must be your face, just look harder! Which of these has your eyes? Your nose? Is this hair familiar? Oh come on, hurry up and pick!

At work there used to be a sign on a few things that would say like "if this bubbles, run for your life" and "if you hear thumping run for cover" and "bears can and will kill you" and really in general I wish the park service was more willing to say "you are not at home, you are not at disneyland, you can die here and you can die so badly your family will have to bury an empty casket because no one will risk their own life to collect your idiot corpse."

You should speak more to the ghosts. They have quite interesting stories to tell. -R.S