re: "please for the love of god tell me you're him"
i am Fucking Dumb.
mod here: You're fine! To me he does have "could be on social media" vibe, similar to Rick Astley.
TWILIGHT ZONE π₯π₯π₯π₯
Imagine if you will, myself, jumping over a shark in a thunderstorm to dunk a basketball.
Like this. Only possible in... The Twilight Zone.
Look at this sheep.
Cute.
New JFK conspiracy: the car shot him
This, as you may recognize, is an ordinary introductory post to a Tumblr blog. It contains what you would normally expect: personal information, rules and boundaries, and the like. The key difference? The blog exists only in... The Twilight Zone. Name: Rod Serling Pronouns: He/Him Location: The Twilight Zone Occupation: The Narrator Ask Box: Open
Rules: 1. The Twilight Zone includes people from all walks of life and does not discriminate or harass people due to their differences. 2. The Twilight Zone is considered a PG show, this blog, however, may not always be 3. All post made in The Twilight Zone are best enjoyed when read in the voice and cadence of myself, Rod Serling. 4. I do take requests to add to The Twilight Zone, those requests can be placed in the ask or by tagging me in a comment or reblog. Boundaries: Asks, replies, comments and reblogs are all fine and encouraged.
Welcome... to The Twilight Zone.
a guy who can jork it with his left hand and his right hand, call that ambidicktrous
You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.
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