My Conduct This Year Landed Me On Santa Claus's Fabled And Controversial "Kill-at-all-Costs" List. Turns

rodserlingofficial - Rod Serling

My conduct this year landed me on Santa Claus's fabled and controversial "Kill-at-all-Costs" List. Turns out the reason the big man and his people don't exercise that option more often is that they really aren't good at following through on it. Well outside their core competency. He's delegated to the elves, and they've got this ingrained assembly-line mindset that doesn't translate at all to the adaptable and fluid mindset needed for siege breaking. They just haven't adjusted their playbook at all from when they're doing rote deliveries. Armed Elves have been rappelling down my chimney one at a time into the roaring fire I've kept going nonstop for the last week. They haven't even thought to try my front door yet. Whole house smells like peppermint, which it turns out is what burnt elf meat smells like. Thought I was being super clever putting cyanide-laced almond milk out with the cookies as a last line of defense, but none of them have made it even the scant few feet to the side table where that's sitting. At the rate things are going the real danger is that I'm gonna forget what I did with that and accidentally drink it myself while I'm watching the show

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does Mr Rod Serling ever interact with Mod Serling?

Well yes. More so they interact with me but yes.


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3 months ago
Fascinating. An Entire Web Site, Dedicated To Creating Depictions Of Ones Online Persona.

Fascinating. An entire web site, dedicated to creating depictions of ones online persona.

I have discovered a website called Picrew.


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3 months ago

To who (or what) ever is sending some of my possessions into The Twilight Zone: Please stop. I need those. -R.S.


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3 months ago

look I understand why people would be compelled by the amulet, but that’s just not the kind of thing I would do. if I had the amulet it wouldn’t even effect me even slightly. actually, if you hand over the amulet right now right this second I can prove to you how uneffected I will be. just for a second


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2 months ago

File this case under T, for transgender

“Imagine you were a girl, forced to live in a male body? And if you tried to change your body, a lot of powerful people would get really mad about it, and actively try to stop you? Wouldn’t that be fucked up? Wouldn’t that suck? Hi I’m Rod Sterling. Tonight we’ll experience the existential horror of:

- The Trans Woman”

“Imagine You Were A Girl, Forced To Live In A Male Body? And If You Tried To Change Your Body, A Lot

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3 months ago

hello mr. serling.

it's glad to meet another mysterious being.

best regards, @miss-yakumos-night-gallery

And a warm welcome to you, Miss Yakumo. Welcome to The Twilight Zone.


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1 month ago

every time I read “The Twilight Zone” on your blog I imagine the dramatic music that comes after it in the intro. was this intended

Not only intended, but required.


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3 months ago

Tonight's story features one man, the King of Rock, reported dead nearly half a century ago. His music still famous, his image still recurrent across the world. But what would happen if his mantle was once more picked up? And on Earth's most unpredictable website here in... The Twilight Zone

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You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.

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