Shit May Be Bad But At Least We Dont Have Separate Metric And Imperial Measurements For Time. Like Imagine

rodserlingofficial - Rod Serling

shit may be bad but at least we dont have separate metric and imperial measurements for time. like imagine telling your grandparents youre off on holiday in a month and they look puzzled and ask "whats that in old money?" and you gotta get your phone out and google fucking months to jiffies converter and be like "I'm going in 2.5 jiffies" and they're like ooooh okay nice

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i just know jonathan sims would have loved the twilight zone. boy why do you need statements go watch a half hour to hour long episode of some person going through the worst experiences of their life you wont be hungry afterwards

3 months ago

Only in a world with nowhere left to go but online, can you find people complaining about other being online.

“kids spend too much time on their devices” well what else are they supposed to do? there’s no corner shops with pinball machines in them on every corner anymore. there’s no malls or stores in small towns for teens to hang out in without being suspected of shoplifting or kicked out for loitering. sidewalks are too broken for them to ride their bikes and there’s no bike lane in the street to make it safe for them. i just don’t understand where they expect these kids to go when they keep taking places away from them. and yes having no safe public places for them is what leads a lot of teens into addiction if they end up at a place where people aren’t truly looking out for them.


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1 month ago
I Like The Posters In The Tower Of Terror Gift Shop But They Always Stand Out To Me As Very Modern Art
I Like The Posters In The Tower Of Terror Gift Shop But They Always Stand Out To Me As Very Modern Art

I like the posters in the tower of terror gift shop but they always stand out to me as very modern art styles so i wanted to try my hand at making a poster that's based in 1930s art! I also wanted to have carolyn in a pretty red dress like the posters but since strapless dresses weren't super popular yet i went for this halter gown based on one seen in The Women (1939)

plus a changing portrait variety because haunted mansion shouldn't get all the fun

1 month ago

Penis cutting down trees call that penis deleterious.

Choose Your Path Wisely

choose your path wisely


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3 months ago

A machine designed to look like a car, but not operate as one.

Have You Ever Looked Closely At A Car Windshield?

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

Have You Ever Looked Closely At A Car Windshield?
Have You Ever Looked Closely At A Car Windshield?

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3 months ago
rodserlingofficial - Rod Serling

Every twelve hours, a strange phenomenon sweeps the continent of North America. The sun mysteriously dips below the horizon, and people are stuck with a strange fainting sickness. This inexplicable ailment starts with the infected growing fatigued and needing to lie down. They do not get up for another twelve hours, where those infected wake up without any symptoms. Next up on The Twilight Zone


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2 months ago

Hey rod, do you remember the tallest man you’ve ever met?

I meet many tall men. I'm not sure who was the tallest among them.


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You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.

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