We Have Always Existed, And We Always Will.

The Vigil

Red means go

[we don't abide such fripperies here.]

I’m starting to sound like a nutcase at work because upper management keeps trying to implement AI programs and AI assistants and Chat GPT and my middle-of-the-road, don’t-infodump, don’t-engage response has been “I don’t like AI”, “I prefer to remain in control of my own tasks”, “I’d rather make my own mistakes”, and “I don’t trust any machine smarter than a toaster”

My perfect thick idiot son, Calvin, who has never done anything wrong in his entire life except today when I let him climb my young redbud tree and he went to the highest branch and wedged himself in the crook of it and wouldn't budge and he's so big I was afraid that he might break the branch so I had to get a stepladder and get him down while the neighborhood jays that come by for peanuts whenever they see me in the yard freaked out and sat screaming on the fence to warn me that there's a snake very near me because I'm obviously too stupid to see it and clearly in mortal peril.

Some of my favorite birds!

American Woodcock, Gambel's Quail, Nightjar (really any member of the Caprimulgidae family)

Against The Kitchen Floor — Will Wood

Request approved by Mr. Milchick for @trashcapableofsentience

Apparently 2025 is going to be the year of Vic Michaelis stealing all of their coworkers' wives. Just picking them off one by one.

do you lift

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode