Happy Plagueiversary

LMFAO

and i feel the november 5th 2020 in this tumblr tonight

We are proud to announce 2 new amtrak initiatives for Pride Month

Firstly

We will begin tracking down billionaires, tying them to the Northeast Corridor and selling tickets for people to watch the executionfor cheap

And Second,

We will start running Trans Trains

OKAY just so we're clear. thinking about the roman empire is a red flag. they're super boring and lame. they're like the greeks if instead of being gay and drunk you like, conquered people. y'know? the vibes are off.

Unfortunately the way to leave the house is just to do it. You gotta put on some bad eyeliner and go to the club alone and talk to no one and get too drunk and cry all the way home because you're so useless. And then you wake up the next day and realize, "Oh, I guess that wasn't so bad." Maybe you do it a few more times just to get the lesson to really stick. And then you're free. Then you can do anything.

I don’t fucking know how to stop buying stupid black T shirts with shit I like on it

Dan was so pressed about Sister Daniel being shipped with Blonde Phil that Phil had to make a character and said fine make your priest sex posts now

Oil painting by Ivana Živić ( b. in 1979 in Sarajevo, BIH)

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

i will defend to the grave that literary analysis IS enjoyable and a valid hobby but it's amazing how a hyperfixation on The Character will have you writing essays for fun