If Nobody Else Got Me I Know The Transition From May These Noises Startle You In Your Sleep To Hell Above

the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

Congratulations to this one person who has written 23 out of 40 existing Garth/Benny fics and has basically never written anything else. Imagine this must be the best day ever for you 🎉

i’m starting a movement to stop calling this shit “artificial intelligence” cause it’s fucking not. it’s not intelligent, and the things it produces are not informed by logical choices. it doesn’t know how to research sources for you. it doesn’t compose art thoughtfully or meaningfully.

call it machine-generated, text generator, chat bot, but it’s not intelligent.

LMAO

Remember it is a competition and you are here to win, you WILL be the faggiest person on the train

Watching Darcy call Tara a princess and watching Tara help Darcy pick out a suit and overcome that fear got me feeling every emotion

and like is this just how straight people get to live? Genuinely? Like they watch shows and movies and feel this way all the time?

LMFAO

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

lmfaooo y’all remember that john green post that was changed to cock is my favorite tastes