Really Pisses Me Off That I Spent All Day Making This Delicious Pi And I Can't Cut Into It Because All

Unfortunately the way to leave the house is just to do it. You gotta put on some bad eyeliner and go to the club alone and talk to no one and get too drunk and cry all the way home because you're so useless. And then you wake up the next day and realize, "Oh, I guess that wasn't so bad." Maybe you do it a few more times just to get the lesson to really stick. And then you're free. Then you can do anything.

Phil is doing SO GREAT on the orange carpet

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

Thinking about how 'the curtains are sometimes just blue" and like sure they can be but then it isn't worth mentioning and also yes real life curtains are just blue but also also also (well Ig there is even a meaning in real life) but also books aren't meant to be depictions of real life they're a way of thinking about exsistence

the metal bar in me be like:

and i feel the november 5th 2020 in this tumblr tonight

and the REALLY good ones will probably do it better than canon lmao

happy november 5th!!

The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York, December 26, 1946