Roachesandroaches - Untitled

Assert dominance over ghosts by jumping out at yourself from dark corners

You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.

They wrote the word gullible on my lung while I was under for surgery :(

we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant.

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

if ……. if a demon wore heelies on consecrated ground, would it still burn them