If you ever find a pool of your own blood, please don’t lie down in it! A lot of people are found dead that way.
You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.
don’t even joke about stealing candy from a baby man. i used to do it constantly but i quit cold turkey *distracted woman on phone pushing a stroller with a baby holding the biggest shiniest rainbow lollipop ever goes by i avert my gaze and clench my jaw*