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like, a god of death or whatever, standing on my lawn: you’re about to experience the wrath of a god

me, who was watering my plants and turned at the sound of voice, thereby accidentally spraying them w/ the hose: oh, wow, i’m so sorry dude, shit

L STOP RATIO STOP YOU HAVE TRENCH FOOT STOP YOUR WIFE IS UNFAITHFUL STOP YOUR INFANT SON HAS SUCCUMBED TO TUBERCULOSIS STOP

Stingwater Jacquard Knit

You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.