Trans Girls R Always Going On About How Their Dicks Too Big Or Too Small Or How They Can't Get An Erection

restaurant worker who stares at you, than stares at your transfem puppycoded girlfriend, and slowly points to the ‘no dogs allowed’ sign.

reblog this post to give the person you reblogged it from bigger breasts

the weed that makes you horny isn’t enough. i need the weed that makes your breasts swell and start to lactate.

so it may be true that tgirls can’t get pregnant but on the bright side now that that malicious alien escaped its containment facility they can at least get filled up with its eggs. if anything we’re killing two birds with one stone here.

Fish posting today

resisting the urge to say “aww, great job!” whenever i see a small-dicked tgirl get hard.

okay i talked about tdick all day but girldick/girlcock/enbydick??? BEAUTIFUL ACTUALLY!!! like one of the greatest inventions in the universe!!! they are so fucking hot and to all everyone out there with a girlcock/enbydick just know id get on my KNEES IN AN INSTANT JUST TO SUCK U OFF ANYWHERE ANYTIME!! you all are SEXY!!!!

My partner made a terrible comment about Minecraft's bundles that I think tumblr would appreciate.

So, you know how you need to remove all the items in the order they appear in up until you reach the one you actually want, right? Which- Gets super messy and ends up with 300 inventory items dropped on the ground while you're digging in your bag to get that goddamn pot.

Well. Uh. They noted, with their very limited knowledge on it, that uh...

they literally reinvented homestuck's terrible captchalogue's systems, huh