Lycanthropy But You Get Gradually Feminized Every Time You Change

I fucking love dnd cause where else can I insult a vampire and then almost immediately die because I I wouldn't stop talking. not in real life that's for sure.

and now my silly character has trauma this was not supposed to happen to her :(

They should make a spotify wrapped for kinks

so it may be true that tgirls can’t get pregnant but on the bright side now that that malicious alien escaped its containment facility they can at least get filled up with its eggs. if anything we’re killing two birds with one stone here.

me: *whispers something to my trusty knight*

my loyal knight: the princess humbly requests that you take your top off and bounce your tits around for her. if you refuse then its 2 hours dungeon time for you

the bustiest maid in the castle, sighing: can u literally give me like seven minutes. im dusting

me: *whispers something to my knight again*

my knight: no

you call yourself the “big” sister. yet you clearly have the smaller penis. interesting.

me, daily.

small penis. flat chest. to some it may seem like i’m a real lost cause. but they forget about my mind. which is also unimpressive.

GAMZEE: “no one wwants to wwork anymore” DaMn RiGhT iNvErTiBrOtHeR. If I cOuLd SiT iN a BeAuTiFuL fIeLd FoR 40 hOuRs EvErY wEeK oF mY sInGuLaR pReCiOuS lIfE i WoUlD