Having A Voice Kink Drives Me Crazy. Because Why Is It That Easy To Turn Me On?? Listening To A Dom Coo

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a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

the weed that makes you horny isn’t enough. i need the weed that makes your breasts swell and start to lactate.

I think getting high as fuck and then brutally fucked whilst getting choked out to the brink of blackout would fix me actually

#real

remember, if you ever see a trans girl working as a cashier, remember to offer her some relief. these poor girls are stuck working eight or more hours a day, dealing with idiot customers and having no place to cum inside of ;-; those huge bitch breakers in their pants are so fucking desperate to shoot a hot load inside of some tight hole. don't even wait for her break, just suck her off right under the register. since you're down there, just stay there all day and let her pump a dozen loads into your holes, it's the least you can do~

car crap for @bastardnoodle

Holy fucking need

Take another hit, pet. Another. Now another. I'm not letting you pull away from the pen until I'm fully satisfied that your lungs are fucking full of smoke.

Eat two more edibles pet. Let the fuzzy feeling consume your brain, little one. You won't be able to think in a few minutes, so just enjoy the ride.

Perfect! Now that you're pretty and brainless, you're in the perfect state to be used. C'mere little pet! Come to Miss! Good pet!~

*click click!*

Now open up.

I desperately want hydraulic limbs that hiss as I stand up for the first time that day, that get stiff on cold days unless I let them warm up. I wanna fiddle with settings for different activities to optimize my performance. I wanna save up for cool new attachments that let me have new functionalities

I also want to do crazy freaky limb removal sex but that’s besides the point

Bridget found from @reparadordr 

It’s funny to me that catgirls have a reputation for being aloof. If you handle a kitten right it becomes the neediest, most pliable creature imaginable.