When You Kiss A Tgirl’s Tits It Actually Makes Them Grow Quicker Btw (don’t Factcheck Me)

Stuffed Animal dashboard simulator

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pray for me human put me in the wash on fucking hot water im never gonna be the same colors

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🐇velveteen-everything Follow

got left outside in the backyard but this is kinda nice actually im okay with this (:

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the hawks

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🐉shinyscales Follow

this is bullshit ive been bragging to everyone in the toy chest because my tag says i was made with love but i got torn today and guess what. its just stuffing inside

🥽pooltoy82 Follow

lol imagine having stuff inside you lmao

🐉shinyscales Follow

i literally see you outside the window looking smug. log off

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FELL OFF THE BED HELP HELP HELP HELP

🐭 m4m4_p0ssum Follow

WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON PLUSHBLR INSTEAD OF KEEPING WATCH FOR MONSTERS THATS YOUR HUMANS ROOM

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🐭 plushiepolls Follow

🐉shinyscales Follow

lets not spread body dysmorphia on plushblr guys

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op casually ignoring stuffed animals with different colored fabric for eyes

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some of us dont even have eyes!

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🐶 newdogtoy22 Follow

i know animals are allowed to see normal plushies moving and talking but whats the rule for dog toys.

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what breed of dog op

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poodle? does it matter?

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no i just wanted to remind you your lifespan can be measured in days

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man come on

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#real

remember, if you ever see a trans girl working as a cashier, remember to offer her some relief. these poor girls are stuck working eight or more hours a day, dealing with idiot customers and having no place to cum inside of ;-; those huge bitch breakers in their pants are so fucking desperate to shoot a hot load inside of some tight hole. don't even wait for her break, just suck her off right under the register. since you're down there, just stay there all day and let her pump a dozen loads into your holes, it's the least you can do~

Transbian Polycule with two programmers and a robot girl, is this anything?

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

If you don't give me attention I'll explode you with my mind powers that all trans women have

me: *whispers something to my trusty knight*

my loyal knight: the princess humbly requests that you take your top off and bounce your tits around for her. if you refuse then its 2 hours dungeon time for you

the bustiest maid in the castle, sighing: can u literally give me like seven minutes. im dusting

me: *whispers something to my knight again*

my knight: no

i think progesterone is very cool actually and also estradiol

Still can’t get droid-feminization out of my head

Just imagine having your mind removed from your body, and put into a better body

A body that doesn’t age

A body that doesn’t sleep

A body that’s cute

A body that’s obedient

A body your programmer can adjust at any time

A mind your programmer can adjust at any time

Your name is nothing but a variable, changed in a flash, with the old version permanently erased

Your priorities a set of logic gates, how much you value looking “Cute” used to be a 0.7, now it’s 1000

Your programmer able to run your Functions at anytime, ordering you to ComeHere(), Kneel(), Lick()

All it takes is a single change to a single line of code

And you’ll never think again

Doesn’t that sound nice?