Mr. Jap, Do You Like It Here On Tumblr? (⁠^⁠.。.⁠^⁠)⁠ﾉ

Cherry blossom viewing by 山本 正義 (Masayoshi Yamamoto)

Thank you. I shall be sure to attend in a timely manner… that is if Pochi-kun ever decides to get up…

Oh hi Japan how are you doing? What do you think of going to my farm this weekend? You can bring your dog

@ask-the-swiss-canivet-guy

Greetings. I am doing very well, thank you. I would be honored to go to your farm this weekend. Which day is most convenient for you? I’m sure Pochi-kun would utterly adore your goats.

Greetings. I decided to make a Discord server where all personifications can enjoy each other’s company. It is still under construction with more coming soon however I hope to see you all there.

~ Sincerely, Japan.

(OOC: Hi!! This server will kind of be like the roleplay blogs except you get to interact with each other roleplaying as your claimed character! ☺️)

Pochi and I decided to take a small walk today however Pochi had other plans… we boarded the bus and walked over to the local convenience store for sweet treats and onigiri.

He's so cute!

-meow anon

Thank you. I told Tama-kun you complimented him and he said “mEIROWKWKR HE WAIEJSNEBEHIAWK” in response…

I don’t think that was Tama.

Spring in Japan by Satoshiの絶景 富士山

Mr. Japan, hello, please tell me about Sukeban. Have you seen them, have you encountered any of them in person? Did they attack you, or did you witness their robberies and fights?

What is your opinion of their actions?

Ah yes, スケバン/助番.

I remember first seeing them in the 1970s even though they first came around in the 1960s I believe.

They are honestly very distinctive due to their long skirts; I’ve never been robbed by them however I’ve witnessed three of them shoplifting at the Itoya Stationery store in Ginza.

They became so high in number that I had to discuss with the policemen of my country on how to identify them. Some 番長 didn’t accept the sukeban into their groups and that’s what kickstarted a lot of sukeban action however in my opinion in recent times I’ve seen more sukeban than banchō.

Hi hun, do you take snail bribes? I was trying to teach a child bravery by hiding his rabbit in Russia's house, and now I am concerned that his guardian Tabasco, or Taurus or Virgo (or what ever the stomach ulcer fairy's name is) might be struggling to take care of the funky little guy. Something to do with bad school behavior? You look like an honest and sincere guy, all built of mochi and anime (my sort of dude I'll tell ya!) so I feel you will tell me the truth. Tell me, what can you tell me of this Ivan guy or this Toblerone guy? Are they good dads? Do they even take dear Raivis to the monthly snail parades? Where the snails don their tiny hats? Help a snesbian out (quick before my snail wife comes back from the snail parades, I am not allowed on the ipad anymore!) Sincerely, 🐌

Hello, Miss… Snesbian..? I am very honored that you have reached out to me and I hope all is well with you and your snail wife. As for Mr. Russia and Mr. Toblerone (I am uncertain as to who this is; my apologies), I do not hold a lot of information regarding them.

As for snail parades, I believe most nations such as myself hold them in our stomachs yearly so perhaps they do so as well. I call it サザエ.

I was wondering if you would like to do parts of the animation and parts of the voice acting. I was very impressed by the Golden Globe winning Flow.

Greetings, Mr. Latvia.

I was wondering if you ever wished to work on an animation project with me?

Sincerely, Japan.

Oh, Japan, I don't know what to do other than to say thank you! What do you need help with? Voice acting, scripting, or something else? Tell me!

Even my mom didn't give me that kind of advice 🙏

I'm sorry, who's "Tama"?

-meow anon

Apologies, Tama is my beloved feline companion.

He is rather petite however he is a voracious eater when it comes to tuna… and salmon… and all kinds of cat friendly fish.