Now That The Umbrella Academy Has Antagonists Literally Called “the Swedes”, It Has NO Excuse NOT

Klaus looks squishy lol

From @garcia-flynn-deserved-better

the main reason Klaus needs to figure out the whole "channeling the dead" thing is so he can give Ben a hug

epic trans moment

(do not tag as ship i’ll bite you)

babie girl :’)

Ben, with a ghost kitten. “Her name is Mori and if she meows when you talk, it’s because you’re a bitch.”

(if you ask me, Ben is a bunny person, but I like to think Ben is the type of ghost to pick up little ghostly animals until they move on)

Jim from the office and Ben from the umbrella academy are the same person

the gays stay winning

Almost forgot about this wonderful shitpost me and @ballerinasunflower made up a couple months ago bahahaha

More skirts for Klaus in season 2 pleaaase! 

The Hargreeves As Palaye Royale's Songs - PT 2

At the request from @casuallyyoungdragon on part 1, I decided to to another hot take from @coffiero original idea! So, here it is!

(credit to @hargays for the amazing gifs.)

Luther Hargreeves - White

"Time

Hasn't been kind

Losing your mind

Trynna find

A place where you can lie

To yourself

Are you happy alone?"

Diego Hargreeves - The Underground

"As you wait for something to fight for

People find themselves without a cause

And I see all the hidden lies

Behind the all seen eye"

Allison Hargreeves - Hospital Beds

"I wanna dance with you

Take my hand, and I'll show you a few moves

This is it; no more sorrow

Leave the living for today, and the dying for tomorrow"

Klaus Hargreeves - Too Many People

"Will I be fine?

I never ever know

No one ever ever knows

Have I lost my mind?

Oh tell me why

I can't live and die

Elegantly high

And beautifully blind"

Five Hargreeves - Love The Void

"Love the void, my friend

You don't know where it ends

Your time will never stop

Tick-tock on the big clock"

Ben Hargreeves - Death Is A Party, Invite All Your Friends

"I want you to see what I've seen

I want you to be where I've been

If you go what I've been through

Maybe there's some hope for you

This is how the story ends

Death is a party, invite all your friends"

Vanya Hargreeves - Rag Doll

"Hello goodbye all my lovers

(Time is ticking) sun is going down

Sitting in my teacup spinning

Watching the world slowly drown

In this house that has taught me nothing

People ask: why not burn it down?"