Shitty Phone Guy aesthetic: mayhaps it’s time to consider a different career. i mean, for fuck’s sakes, you’re basically working retail. but like… haunted retail. are you even making more than minimum wage? to put up with this shit? dude. unionise.
One of my Friends said this so I just had to
991: What is your emergency?
Phone Guy: I’m sitting in a pool of blood.
911: … Is it… your blood?
Phone Guy: Yes, I think so.
911: Do you know where it’s coming from?
Phone Guy: Probably the stab wound
911: Have you been stabbed?
Phone Guy: Oh yeah, definitely.
Almost forgot I made this :^)
HERE IT IS!! I spent AGES on this! Henry’s secret tape in FNaF 6 is probably one of my favorite things to come out of that game, so I worked my ass off to illustrate it!
Five Nights at Freddy’s: Help Wanted.
Phone Guy stimboard (blue, pink, no slime) for anon!!
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Phone Guy KinHe/Him, Syl/SylvI’m dummy autistic and FNAF is my special interest
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