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When ur having a good day and out of nowhere The Feeling Of Dread™️ creeps up on you and suddenly everything sucks

my wife tried to do the thing where you pull a tablecloth really fast and the dishes stay in place but instead of a tablecloth it was a towel and instead of dishes it was our poor long suffering cat that was just trying to sleep on said towel. poor baby got whipped across the room fast enough that its meow got dopplered into meeeeeeOOOWWwwwwww

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

“yuji enjoyer” pack it up, megumi. we know it’s you.

humanity's baddest bitch

"kill them with kindness" noo omg kill them with like. boiling oil

hot girl shit (reading fanfiction on a friday night instead of going out)

it’s me and my white girl music taste against the world

i need to go to therapy (a taylor swift concert)