I Call This The Create A New Problem Technique

@luckytheduckyyyy

on everyone's soul this is what happened

bet on losing dogs

hot girl shit (reading fanfiction on a friday night instead of going out)

the real true purpose of having a brain is to think about fictional characters

"Walking side by side with a person like you"

"Without you I'd be lonely, Fushiguro"

And what if I kill myself

Cant the onigiri boy just say smth like "STICK TOGETHER" or "ATTACH" and bring my boy back to life T_T Pls use your technique tysm

"Like I said, that's not tax deductible"

"Why not?? Who decides this shit?"

"??? the government???"

he's quite a gentleman...

I wouldn’t hurt a fly unless the fly was stupid or annoying me or gonna get killed by me

Literally them lmao