That One Meme With Stobotnik

The equivalent of calling your teacher 'mom'... yes this is an excuse to draw wet cat ballister 🫡

the most sibling dialogue of all time

i might finish this later cause i was also gonna add jason, damian, duke, and MAYBE cass but here's my addition to the long list of orphans from other universes that bruce has to hold back from adopting

*idk where this would be set but at least for hunter, this is BEFORE kings tide*

hunter, after explaining a bit of where he came from and his role in the emperor's cover: my uncle... is not a merciful man.

dick, leaning to bruce to whisper: if u dont adopt him, i will

tim, sleep deprived and already between cases: *has already a stack of information on phillip wittebane and is working on getting hunter legal papers and prepping the adoption ones*

jason and damian, after loading up and sharpening their weapons: excuse us, we have an appointment/LETS GO KICK SOME WHITE SUPREMACIST ASS

duke, in gear cause he just got back from patrol: *sees hunter* huh, new brother?

cass, following jason and damian out the door: new brother!

steph and alfred: *making bets as to when hunter will be officially adopted*

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

*holds face tenderly*

apparently little wrio used to refuse injections from sige lol (from her voiceline abt wrio)

yk considering bruce is such a paranoid bat, i'm surprised he didn't have a whole high-heel wearing fighting routine like he's fought catwoman and other female characters who wear heels and fight, heels would make the training 10x harder and help for everyone to have a better center of balance, as well as good for learning to muffle your footsteps with shoes that are typically noisy with every step; not to mention that if undercover work required heels for some reason or other, the person going won't be hindered by heels

also heels can be a deadly weapon, make the heel part of a high stiletto be an actual blade and ik damian and jason are all for it

which brings me to my conclusion that dick, while being a bit wobbly at first, actually takes to it like a duck to water; cass only needed a few minutes to get used to it, she's a ballerina, heels are nothing to her; surprisingly jason doesn't struggle as much as a man of his size typically would but it still takes him a good while before he's as good on heels as not; duke and steph struggle greatly as they keep forgetting they have heels on; tim surprisingly does pretty well in comparison but complains over how much it hurts and still struggles being able to stay standing when pushed too hard; damian learns in like a week simply because he's too stubborn to admit defeat and spent almost every waking hour wearing them, getting used to them, and training with them (i wouldn't put it past him to go to school wearing some black, easily non noticeable smaller heels just to continue his training)

bonus: bruce, while training them for heel combat, wears heels and makes it look v easy but then one night catwoman comes over or smth and she cackles when she tells the batfam stories of when bruce had asked her for help on that and the many trials and errors he struggled through; no one noticed but during that time, batman added heels to his usual get up for extra training (he got rid of them after he was much more proficient in heel combat but tim and barbara were able to find some old footage of batman swinging thru gotham; there they were able to confirm that batman was sporting some high thigh length platform heel boots because ofc if the bat is going to do anything, it must fit his aesthetic and be dramatic too)

this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive