Family Portrait

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

jason, a few years later, dragging in a small, barely a preteen tim by the back of his collar: hey so i saw this lil guy alone at the gala last night so i brought him home

bruce, not learning from the first time and waving it off to finally sleep off the stress from the gala: that's nice, jaylad

. . .

[at breakfast]

bruce, confused by there being 3 young boys at the table: wait, when did-

jason, without missing a beat: too late, alfred said we can keep him

dick, with tears in his eyes: they grow up so fast

bruce: ... *sighs* tim, pass the salt

13 y/o dick grayson, holding 9 y/o jason todd like a stray cat: bruce, i got a little brother!

bruce, doing paperwork for WE, not paying attention: that’s great, chum

. . .

bruce, several hours later: wait, what?!

dick: it’s okay, alfred said we can keep him!

I DONT EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW AND IM CRYING WHAT

Water is not sliding off his back.

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I’m a cis man sure but i also wanna opt out of the gender binary. None of that shit is my fault or my responsibility and i don’t want any part of it

the tsaritza's 11 harbingers? nah im pretty sure they're her row of elite queers

sonic doodles bc ive been unwell about them

The equivalent of calling your teacher 'mom'... yes this is an excuse to draw wet cat ballister 🫡

this is how xmen should be btw just a bunch of unemployed queers ages twenty one to three hundred all having vaguely dated each other under the control of their mom-friend's ex husband who is a radical leftist faggot with a mile long rap sheet and a propensity for terrorism! there are no child soldiers in this bitch only infighting leftists with no life skills suitable to capitalism

dick: you need your license revoked, your driving is absolutely heinous, jay

jason: that’s fair, i’m pretty sure my permit is expired

dick: i’m almost scared to ask… permit?

jason: not much time to learn how to drive in between dying and being resurrected

dick: oh my god

jason, literally seconds away from hitting bruce with his car: you’re looking at a man with exactly one shitty walmart parking lot driving lesson under his belt