Happy Birthday, Mr. McGrooger! 🥳🎉

I'm Pansexual, which means I'm attracted to the floor as of now.

Um... I mean sure.

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

I'M ACUALLY CRYING I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE JEALOUS IN MY LIFE

I LOVE RAPHAEL!!!!

Could I request dating headcanons for Gortash, Raphael, and Geraldus with gn s/o please? - Fluff anon

Warnings: Vague mentions of manipulation, mentions of sex and petification. These are not healthy relationships (Apart from Geraldus, bless his little cotton socks)

Notes:  Is Raphael accurate? Probably not. Did I have fun writing his segment anyway? Hell yeah. Also let us all be proud of me that I basically wrote this in one sitting? Unheard of, for me. Fluff, forgive the fact that this was sat in my inbox for so long... I'm sorry 😭 I got distracted with some other, longer form pieces in the works! (3 pieces to be exact teehee) My requests are currently open! My request post (found here) contains both a list of characters I write for, and a masterlist! 

Gortash

Ordinarily, when dating someone, you're in a partnership - an equal relationship, where neither one involved is better, or holds more control overall than the other. This is not the case with Lord Gortash. He will flaunt the fact that out of the two of you, he holds all the control, and he will do so constantly.

Gortash has had a lot of short-lived flings and trysts, so his style of love can feel strained as time goes on. The usual cycle is; Lots of love for a couple of weeks; gifts, intimacy, sweet words from him to you - and then, the cold shoulder, for another couple of weeks.

However, because of his wealth and influence, you are, naturally, spoiled in all that you do. Clothed in the finest materials that money can buy or import, given the finest foods anyone can afford, and of course, you have one of the finest and most prestigious roofs over your head for when you rest.

Most often, Gortash will make it seem to most like you are equals in your relationship; letting you choose what garments to wear, letting you choose dinner from time to time - but he doesn't let most see that silver tongue of his, slowly feeding little lies and delusions that keep you mostly under his thumb. The cycle of his 'love' also helps.

This isn't to say that Gortash is a bad partner, in other aspects, however. Sure, he manipulates you most of the time, but that's mostly to keep you near to him, to assure your loyalty. He does value your opinion on certain matters - and he's very affectionate when he's in that more loving mindset, especially when you have company. In the presence of others he tends to have a hand on you at all times, whether that be your shoulder, your arm or your thigh.

Raphael

Raphael is one of the most possessive partners, possibly ever. In regards to both you, and Haarlep. You rarely, if ever, get to leave the House of Hope, and when you do, you're never more than a few paces away from Raphael. He may not always be physically touching you, but if he's not in conversation, his eyes are firmly glued onto you, taking in the sight of you and making sure that you don't try anything to leave.

Although you're showered with some of the finest food and gifts that the hells can offer, Raphael makes it abundantly clear to you that you are little more than a pet to him. You sit on his lap or by his legs during meal times, you have a separate bed to sleep in when you're not having sex (unless you beg him for the privilege of sleeping beside him), and if you speak out of turn he chides you like one would a dog.

He shows you off like some prize, too. Praises your beauty and obedience to all who enter the halls of his home, but always making sure to reprimand them if their eyes linger anywhere on you for too long, a hand groping at your thigh to show precisely the dynamic between the two of you.

When you're obedient for him, life is wonderful. You're showered with the gifts that Raphael had promised you when this 'relationship' had begun, given anything you could ask for, all you need to do is look and pout. When you're not obedient - and it could be for the smallest thing - Raphael is... Less sweet. He's petty, vindictive, and he will let you know in the worst ways that he feels slighted by... Whatever it was that you did.

Geraldus

Geraldus is a nervous sweetheart, through and through. He's grown up with so many stories of valiant men who are just so sweet and honest and valiant, and he wants to live up to that standard. But how can he? Even though you're now together, he feels like he still fumbles over far too many of his words - surely you can't find his boyish nervousness cute anymore?

He likes taking you on picnics; he knows that typical dates take place in Taverns or Inns, but he likes the quaintness of a good picnic, it's like he's making your shared love life something right out of a fairytale, and he's all for that. It's not that he's opposed to drinking with you - wine and mead is a common staple of the basket you take with you - it's more the noise levels. He struggles to hear you if it's a particularly loud night in the tavern. He likes being able to hear you more than the atmosphere of the tavern.

He likes having his head in your lap. Or your head in his lap. His hand in your hair, or vice versa again. He thinks being physically close to you is just one of the best things he's ever experienced. Even as time goes on, and the two of you grow and change together, he still takes great joy and pleasure from that ever so simple act of just... Being close, and existing together.

He tries to learn so many new things for you; cooking, being the big main one. He likes to watch what you enjoy eating, then try and replicate it himself. He's not the best cook in Faerun, but he's definitely been improving, and taking any constructive criticism you have on board. Another way he tries to show his affection to you is through attempting (and often failing because you tell him 'no') to purchase you more material gifts. "That's what men do, no? ... No? Oh, alright then, beloved." He'll blush and stammer about it for a little bit, but he will put his coinpurse away. Being anything less than the man you want or deserve is an idea that terrifies him.

YAY YAY YAY

Hobie Brown SFW alphabet

Warnings:Mild  ATSV spoilers(?)

Notes:  My requests are currently open! My pinned post (found here) contains both a list of characters I write for, and a masterlist! Original character list - please request for these too!   If you’d like to support me more, consider donating to my kofi! I’d appreciate it loads!!  

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A - Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Hobie doesn’t give what could be considered normal affection; he prefers to just spend time with you, over the usual displays of physical affection - though he does put his arm around you when he feels the moment calls for it. He’ll also gift you little things - a pin he found, a cool keyring that made him think of you. Penguin-pebbling and quality time are his biggest love languages. He also likes to share his favourite bands and music with you - he has tried to teach you how to play guitar before, but that was dropped because of how much being Spider-Man gets in the way of it all. One of his other main love-languages is touch - he loves sharing hugs, playfully punching you on the shoulder, and all things similar. 

B - Best Friend (What would they be like as a best friend? Where does the friendship start?)

He’s the jokester, the one people either absolutely love or absolutely hate being around. He always makes jokes - usually at other people’s expense, particularly if they embody or are a part of something he doesn’t agree with in one way or another. (such as Miguel).

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The Widowmaker one.

Yes.

I agree.

How about talon girls with a s/o who got wounded badly to the point where they almost die. How would they react?

Sombra:

She’s panicked she’s done everything right to protect them hasn’t she? No no this isn’t real. How could something have gone wrong? Who hurt them how did they get past them how does she not know? They’re dead, no no they’re almost dead. If she’s fast enough to get to them she can do something. Save them.

Widowmaker:

Widow is petrified. Not again, she will not loose someone she loves again. It might be worse that she isn’t the one behind the trigger. She can’t think can’t understand what’s happening. It’s as if everything has stopped. Even the slow thrum of her heart is ringing in her ears from the stillness she feels. This can’t be real.

Moira:

Moira is pissed, ready to kill to ruin lives. To leave a war path behind her. How dare someone lay a hand on them. They’re the best thing she has and someone is foolish enough to hurt them like this. She will not stand for that. Whoever hurt them is waiting for a slow and painful death under he scalpel.

The wink.

THE WINK.

This is not outrageous, this is not unfair.

Writing prompts #1 (angst edition)

Feel free to use these prompts in asks or just for general ideas, be creative <3

“Why are you doing this?”

“This isn’t like you...”

“I told you to stay away.”

“This is all your fault!”

“I don’t have much time left...”

“You’ll remember me, won’t you?”

“But... you promised...”

“I lied.” 

“Who are you again?”

“Leave. And don’t come back.”

“I’m not telling you.”

“Stop!”

I knew this was coming, I was counting the days 😭

Another great alphabet from you bor!! Hobie next? 👁👁

Miguel O’Hara SFW Alphabet

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Warnings: Mild ATSV spoilers, mild angst (due  to past things)

Notes:  My requests are currently open! My pinned post (found here) contains both a list of characters I write for, and a masterlist! Original character list - please request for these too!   If you’d like to support me more, consider donating to my kofi! I’d appreciate it loads!!  

not my  gif

A - Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Miguel doesn’t typically show his affection outwardly - I.e, through hugs and such. His affection comes more through letting you spend more time with him, and at times when he is stressed, he tries to avoid you so that  you don’t take the brunt of it. This doesn’t always work that well, because he does actually seek to be near someone he feels he can trust at times, which leads to some conflict in his mind. He likes eating with you, allowing himself to be somewhat vulnerable around you for a time. Though he doesn’t actually  say that he trusts you, this is how he shows it.  As your relationship develops, he likes to be affectionate in private; keeping you close at night, cradling  you close to  his chest to make sure that you both  sleep reasonably. 

B - Best Friend (What would they be like as a best friend? Where does the friendship start?)

Miguel is… The quietly protective friend. He shows his care in other ways than words. Such as quality time, or checking up on you (”… You alright?” or “… Have you eaten today?”). If you’re being intimidated or harassed by someone, Miguel will subtly use his scary dog privelige to keep you safe, and out of trouble - though sometimes this can go a little too far, and he’ll scare off someone who you were actually enjoying talking to. 

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Go check out my best friends writing! ❤️🦇

So, after my god-knows-how-many-years of fanfic writing, I've finally uploaded my first to Ao3!

It's a Ghoap Uni AU, and I'm very excited! It's a short-ish first chapter, but things shall develop as things go on! If you're a fan of my shorter works/oneshots here, I hope you'll enjoy this, too!