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I'M ACUALLY CRYING I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE JEALOUS IN MY LIFE

Writing prompts #1 (angst edition)

Feel free to use these prompts in asks or just for general ideas, be creative <3

“Why are you doing this?”

“This isn’t like you...”

“I told you to stay away.”

“This is all your fault!”

“I don’t have much time left...”

“You’ll remember me, won’t you?”

“But... you promised...”

“I lied.” 

“Who are you again?”

“Leave. And don’t come back.”

“I’m not telling you.”

“Stop!”

Okay but the Xtra one-

Why is that accurate?

Karl Heisenberg // SFW alphabet

Request: So there was no actual request, I just knew this would cheer up my closest friend. 

Dedicated to: @rey-is-not-a-skywalker

Summary: A sfw A-Z for Karl Heisenberg, from Resident Evil Village!

Warnings: Explicit language

Notes: Please, have some Soft!Heisenberg, bor. It’s one of the many, many things you deserve.  To those who have requested oneshots- I am working on them, please be patient! My requests are currently open! My pinned post (found here) contains both a list of characters I write for, and a masterlist!

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A - Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) 

He’s never affectionate publicly. Behind closed doors, though- well maybe he’s not your stereotypical lovey-dovey type, but hey-ho, he shows it in his own little way. A few hugs, but mostly through making you things. Music boxes, little figures and robots that wind up, you name it, he’ll try and make it. 

B - Best Friend (What would they be like as a best friend? Where does the friendship start?)

He’s not a friendly man, typically. He’s cold, and driven only by his motives. It takes a long time for him to warm up to you, but when he eventually does he is always by your side, whenever you should need him. Be it for violence, or for an ear to pour your thoughts into- even though half the time you swear he’s not listening completely. 

C - Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Heisenberg likes warm cuddles above all others. The kind where he can pull you close and hold you there for a while- he likes feeling you against his chest. It’s comforting to him, after years of no affection and a torturous living experience. 

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I thought this was supposed to be a kids' show

If you know you know

Anakin: Master, I screwed up big time...

Obi-Wan: More than usual? Anakin, you're going to have to elaborate.

Anakin: ...

Good soldiers...

Never die.

This is not outrageous, this is not unfair.

It's course, it's rough and irratating... And it gets everywhere.

DON'T WORRY ANAKIN BB, I GOT YOU, LAY THAT BI*CH DOWN AND SLEEP WITH ME INSTEAD 🥰✨