President Whispering Obelisk Has Declared “the Death Of All Light” And “executive Control Over

An Ace Attorney Christmas Carol

Also nagito was there for some reason

I'VE JUST HAD A DREAM ABOUT A ROMANCE LIGHT NOVEL AND GOT SO FREAKING MAD. WHY DID THE AUTHOR WROTE IT LIKE THAT??? I KNOW IT WAS MY MIND BUT STILLL. BRO, SHE DID *EVERYTHING* FOR YOU AND YOU STILL CHOSE THE WRONG GIRL. GIRL FR SURVIVED MEDIEVAL TORTURE METHODS JUST TO SEE HIM AGAIN AND SHE WAS SO PRETTY WITH PINK HAIR BUT NOOO HE HAD TO CHOOSE THE BORING BRUNETTE. IK THAT THE OTHER GIRL WAS LIKE, IN THE COVER OF THE NOVEL AND WHATEVER BUT THEN WHYY DID THE AUTHOR MADE US THE READERS SEE THE WHOLE ARC OF THE GIRL TRYING TO SURVIVE FOR HIM??? AND YOU WANNA KNOW THE "REASON" WHY HE CHOOSED THE BRUNETTE??? HE SAID SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HE DIDN'T THINK WAS ONLY FOR SEX. THE PINK GIRL GOT SO MAD AND WITH REASON. AND THEEENNNN THE AUTHOR EVEN TRIED TO GIVE HER A COOL GUY, HE HAD PINK LONG HAIR AND A BEARD BUT THE GIRL MOTHER HAD TO RUIN *EVERYTHING* IN THE END YOU JUST SEE THE GIRL IN A SHIP WITH SOME GUYS TRYING TO DO THINGS TO HER BUT GETTING SCARED CUZ A FUCKING BABY HAND FALLS OF HER SLEEVE. BEFORE GETTING SENT TO THE SHIP THE LAST THING SHE TRIED TO DO WAS A LOGE SPELL, SHE TOOK THE BABYS HAND OFF AND PUT IT ON A LAKE BEFORE DROWNING HIM(the baby). BUT THE GUY SAW IT AND SENT HER TO THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIPPPP AAAARRRGHHH I'M SO MAD

Next little comic coming soon ❤️🫠

Bet they're telling creepy camping stories!

Graphite, charcoal and digital enhancements.

anora é a grande cabeça do meu PAU. O pix caiu não é possível.

A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"

Alternatives to Squishmallow

So as many of you have probably already heard, Jazwares, the company that produces Squishmallows, is donating to charities that support Israeli soldiers and the IDF. They’re also supporting Canary Mission, which has been doxxing people who speak out against Israel. BDS hasn’t called for a boycott against them, but I can’t in good faith spend my money on their products, and I would strongly encourage everyone who enjoys plushies to really think long and hard about if you want to give your money to a company that’s helping support genocide!

But the holidays are coming up, and lots of us enjoy plushies and were fans of Squishmallow, and were planning to give Squishmallows to friends and family this year.

Fortunately, there are a number of great plushie companies out there, and I want to promote some of my favorites in the hopes that folks will get their plushie fix from a source that doesn’t side with Israel. So without further ado:

Fluffnest

Fluffnest got their start on Kickstarter a few years ago, and I adore the round shapes of their PuffPal plushies! My favorite is Pete the Possum, which is probably the best possum plush I’ve ever seen. I’ve also got a beautiful moth from their Kickstarter and I’ve been wanting their bats for ages. They also recently had a Kickstarter for an Animal Crossing-esque video game featuring their plushie characters and it looks fantastic.

Squishables

I can’t get over the plague doctor plushies. They’re so perfect and cute, and they’ve released other variations of them called Alter Egos, like a ghostly version, an alien, or a really sweet cottagecore one! They’ve got a ton of variety, but what I like the most are the fantasy plushies. There’s a lich! There are dragons and demons! Cryptids! Biblically accurate angels! A lot of really fun stuff!

Also they do a lot of great charity work! Right now they’re doing an auction for the Food Bank of New York City.

AfternoonFika

AfternoonFika is a very small business of only three people, but their plushies are extremely cute. They tend to sell out fast, so I recommend following them on social media to stay on top of any restocks! They recently released a line of dinosaurs that are precious, and of course I love their iconic cactus cat and cinnamon bun bunny.

Jellycat

Jellycat has been around since 1999, so they’re the oldest of these companies. They’ve got great designs, a ton of variety, and a lot of their plushies are made to be cuddled on and not just displayed. All three of my tiny nephews sleep with a different stuffed dog from Jellycat. My mom has a sun and several succulents that she uses as decorations. There’s a little something for everyone who enjoys plushies!

If you have any other favorite companies I haven’t mentioned, feel free to add on! I’ve enjoyed Squishmallows for a while now and I’m sad to see their leadership coming out on the side that’s committing war crimes on a daily basis, but this is a good time to discover new favorite plushie companies! And remember, money speaks loudly. Even if BDS hasn’t called for a boycott of Jazwares, it sends a message when sales start dropping for companies that support genocide. It’s a small thing, but the little things we do can add up!

ice cream time

2006 Banpresto Swimring Kuchipatchi Plush

hmmmmm groke doodle :3