Snufkin Having A Wtf-moment.

shadowpon

Hunsa, how does one rizz up Mr Hemulen?

AH- You're asking the wrong person, i'm afraid. My so called rizz stops at sincere compliments and corny pick up lines, I would probably say something like:

"SIR, are you a garden? Because i'm digging you more and more with each passing day."

*finger guns*

“If you were a flower, you’d be a DAMNdelion!”

*winks with both eyes*

“Do you believe in soul-mates? Because I think we’re MINT to be-”

*evaporates with ungodly screech*

Reminder that Snufkin literally left the couch in the middle of a conversation to go join the exact same conversation from the window

what if i was a dog and you were my flea❤️?

paw in paw (x)

started screaming choked nearly threw up and then cried