Pitfalls of being a French student is that now French words are in my vocabulary so my fic planning in my head goes like:
Fake dating AU avec les hommes de Haikyuu set in Daisuga third année ou college AU five plus one fluff crack getting together et Asahi getting shit on and being called a cowerde
Blue Lock eyes (I don’t go here)
@bubbletealife here this is for you
finished
Haikyuu boy headcanons: miscellaneous edition
Shirabu bites
Hinata will eat anything as long as he can chew it
Suga has very detailed murder plans for the entire Shiratorizawa and Seijoh team
Suga is friends with Tendou and Iwaizumi
The only reason Iwaizumi can cook is because he and Oikawa were left home for a long weekend when they were seven and Oikawa got sick so he learned how to make soup
Daichi learns how to pole dance in college
Kuroo dances like an old man
Kenma hisses at sunlight like he’s allergic to it
Kageyama cuts his own hair when he’s grown to feel closer to his sister
Oikawa feels angry every time he eats milk bread because he usually accompanies it with milk and he associates milk with Kageyama
Semi is a rich kid
Ushijima is an even richer kid and didn’t understand that not all people had printers in their house until he was 14
Tendou is also a rich kid but learned how to read prices by going shopping with his maid when he was little and going to the baking aisle for ingredients
Kita sings well but only knows old Japanese songs and English country songs
Sakusa sprayed Atsumu with disinfectant after signing on the jackals because he tried to hug him
Kagehina Karaoke date!! But also..
My boy what are you doing...
Haikyuu boys as things my imaginary therapist said to me
Hinata— “You can only do your best when you’re at your best.
Kageyama— “Being alone isn’t always a bad thing, but it’s important to recognize the difference between being alone and being lonely.”
Daichi— “You have to go on. No matter how hard it is. No matter how much it hurts. You go on because there are people counting on you, and you go on because tomorrow, it’s buy one get one free pizza day at the pizzeria.”
Suga— “Failure is an option. Failure is not an end all be all. You don’t have to be a genius at anything to start with, or to end with. It’s not such a terrible thing, to be a failure.”
Oikawa— “The first and most important thing is that you love what you do. Everything else is second.”
Iwaizumi— “Sometimes self care is slapping the shit out of someone but we have to ask consent for that first. Do NOT slap someone randomly. That’s called assault.”
Ushijima— "People are just assholes, sometimes. You gotta learn to work around that."
Tendou— "Do NOT binge eat ice cream. The tummyache isn't worth it."
Semi— "Yes, music is actually a great way to process your emotions."
Kita— "You can't always be good at something when you start— it's actually quite rare to be good at something you just started doing. The way to get good is to consistently practice, and then you'll start making progress."
Atsumu— "Don't be afraid to feel your feelings. That's what humans were put on this earth to do, to feel."
Osamu— "Food therapy counts as therapy, as long as it's in moderation."
Kuroo— "No matter where you are in life, as long as you were nice to someone once, you can probably extort that."
Kenma— "Do it for love, if nothing else."
Bokuto— “Stop wasting your time on people who don’t appreciate you for who you are. Your people will come to you. They’ll see you and think, I will love this.”
Akaashi— “Things change. People change. Plans can change. And that’s not always in your control. Give yourself some grace.”
we ain't so back but here is chapter 3 of How NOT To Make Your Kouhai Jealous!
I—
Okay while trying to write up an answer for an entirely unrelated ask, I was suddenly slamdunked by the mental image of Daichi and Kenma becoming really close friends and like hanging out to play video games together and both of them, to each other, are like "yes we are hanging out as proxy friends because we are both much closer to kuroo" but they don't realize they've started hanging out alone and have become good friends (i actually do think they'd get along well) but Kuroo sure has noticed and he's feeling an absolutely unparalleled level of jealousy about it that he simply cannot identify the cause of.
Yaku: so you're jealous that your crush is spending more time with your closest friend than you?
Kuroo: yes
Yaku: great. And which one is which?
Kuroo: *distressed cat noises*
Nat is injuried while she and Bruce are taking a trip. Nat sinks into a coma from her intensive injuries, and Bruce finds out that the attackers only attacked her because they couldn't hurt him.
So he's in the Waiting Room, contemplating something, when a doctor comes out and tells Bruce about Nat's condition. At the end, the doctor asks Bruce, "Should we be expecting you?"
Bruce: "What do you mean?"
And the doctor smiles sadly, "You're an Avenger. It's in the name. Besides, I have the feeling she's someone you love and when someone you love gets injured like that..." and the two of them fall silent.
So Bruce finds Yelena, tells her about Nat, and she agrees to help him. Two weeks later, no change in Nat but Bruce looks like a new man.
He systematically finds and takes down the people that attacked them, and then the organization that sent them. He left a trail behind him but he didn't really care.
The criminal underworld called him a psychopath. Others called him a vigilante. Even others just didn't say anything at all, fearing he'd hear.
In the end, when the organization was gone and they were buried, Bruce came back. Nat was awake, he had been told, and had been asking for him. He returns and she asks him, "What have you been doing?"
And Bruce just breaks. His armour, the one that had shielded him from the actuality of killing had broken and he just poured it out. Every hunt, every chase, every conclusion.
He doesn't know if she'd forgive him , or if she was angry, if she felt anything at all.
And then he feels her running her fingers through his hair and her, just her, right beside him, and he knows.
This can't ever be the same. They can't ever go back to the way it was before. He has made a name for himself, and others will come for him. It was a decision he made, he knew the price, and he was willing to pay it.
When Nat falls alseep, he writes her a note: I love you’s and I'm sorry's peppered the page until he signed his name. He places it on the bedstand, kisses her forehead and smiles, meloncholy in the lamplight.
And then he leaves.
He runs, and he runs without her.
"It is for the best.”
He says that, repeats it every time he doubts.
It is not. But it is done.
I just finished my bio assignment and now you all shall be subjected to its utter bullshittery in all of its glory.
Music credit to: Yuh Baek I found this music on yt :p
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