I Belong At Karasuno Because I’m A Crow Not Bc I Can Fly But Bc I Love Shiny Stuff And I Will Befriend

Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic

Insurance people: Hello, we are trying to reach you about your car—

Jen: *slams phone onto receiver* NOPE.

I need to know: How much does Jennifer Walters pay in car insurance each month?

There is no version of snapshot that can save her.

I'm too lazy to make another post so here a reblog, courtesy of moi, merci beaucoup.

a chemical change in the brain (17520 words) by aishiteruyo Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou & Kageyama Tobio, Kageyama Tobio & Sugawara Koushi, Iwaizumi Hajime & Kageyama Tobio, Kageyama Tobio & Kindaichi Yuutarou, Kindaichi Yuutarou/Kunimi Akira if you squint, Hinata Shouyou & the volleyball Characters: Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou, Sugawara Koushi, Sawamura Daichi, Iwaizumi Hajime, Kindaichi Yuutarou Additional Tags: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Confessions, Sickfic, Concussions, Fever, man that sounded very doctor-like, Kageyama Tobio-centric, Kageyama Tobio has abandonment issues, Team Mom Sugawara Koushi, Getting Together, Hinata Shouyou is Sunshine, Hinata Shouyou's Sun Smile, no beta we die like daichi, technically

Summary:

Kageyama screwed up. He really screwed up.

Okay look, Hinata getting a ball to the head was a regular occurrence, but usually, he popped right back up and he would be fine. Sometimes, he’d need an ice pack.

But today?

Hinata didn’t immediately get back up like one of those annoying self-righting roly poly toys. He kinda just laid there for a very long, very silent twenty seconds, before sitting up and asking why he was on the floor and why everything was so bright.

So Kageyama really screwed up.

Everyone: Tony created Ultron.

Me: 👇👇

Haikyuu!! The Place Where Monsters Go_Anime adaptation

Ampela, daughter of Dionysus.

It’s May 1st, everyone (kinda), and with May comes the prompts for Tendou Week, the fanweek dedicated to our beloved Tendou Satori! The event begins on May 18, but you can begin posting at any time, and we will leave the collection open for any latecomers!

If you didn’t respond to the earlier interest check and still want to participate, that is a-ok! We are always happy to have more love for him, and if you have any questions, feel free to DM us or a mod or refer to our carrd for more details! Happy creating!

isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Semi: hey, I’m curious, what did you get on the entrance exam?

Tendou: what did I get? Uhh… I think is was the lowest passing score

Semi: really?

Tendou: I think yeah? Not entirely sure

Semi: how’d you study for it?

Tendou: bold of you to assume I studied

Semi: ….what?

Tendou: i didn’t study at all for the entrance exam

Semi: THEN HOW DID YOU GET A PASSING SCORE?

Tendou: easy, I guessed

Semi: THATS IT!?

Tendou; intuition comes in handy when it’s a multiple choice test

Semi: and the stuff that wasn’t multiple choice?

Tendou: common sense

Semi: unbelievable— Ushiwaka are you hearing this?

Ushijima: yes, very proud of you Satori

Semi: YOUR NOT HELPING!