Cannot Stop Thinking About Wingwomen And The Way Carole/Alex Felt So. Soooo. They're Together In Every

cannot stop thinking about Wingwomen and the way Carole/Alex felt so. soooo. They're Together in every single way except for sex. Their relationship is so far above any other romantic entanglements that it's never threatened by them for one second. They're planning to grow old together. They're talking about raising their child together like it never occurred to them that Carole would raise the baby by herself. Alex wishes the kid looked like her and she names her the worst name in history. They're not dating but they've been married their entire lives and there's no disentangling them. There's an actual lesbian next to them and she's not even as gay as whatever the fuck these two have going on.