𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔱𝔠𝔥

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

Antique Chinese Mother of Pearl Opium Pipe Set c. 19th Century

Weekend activities

possible career paths going into 2025:

1. mysterious cult leader

2. reclusive artist who only paints in shades of gray

3. heiress who marries for scandal, not love

4. professional mourner (for versions of myself that never grew)

5. mythical figure seen only in blurry photos

6. long-lost twin showing up unannounced at family reunions

7. memory hoarder

Tiles! I want to have a kitchen wall full with different designs

"women didn't invent anything"

"This autumn will be yours. I believe in you, you got this."

THE PHARMACIST [1946]

My hot tip for life is that there is nothing more fun than enabling an academic to talk about their special interest. Like, I will listen all day to a stodgy old phd waxing poetic about the five years they spent studying giant squid in the arctic. I could be entertained for hours by a classics major telling me all about niche beef between two writers in the 17th century. Literally nothing better, highly recommend it, 10/10.

Oh damn..