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"Swinging by my neck from the family tree" except the tree had been cut down and turned into a human-made monumental God and I'm being nailed to it.

Ventral midline laparotomy

I'm hollow inside. You can't find me there.

I can't go see Ethel Cain live and I'm spiralling.

talking about eating teeth on easter is sacrilegious

sorry I was hungry

I love the “Steve has good parents, they’re just not on camera.”

Steve’s dad walks in on Eddie and Steve making out, both shirtless. Eddie freaks the fuck out and Steve just sheepishly smiles at his father.

“I know I told you not to lock your door, but I take that back because I don’t want to see that again.”

“Thanks Dad!”

“Use protection!”

…

He walks into a house full of random children. The kids and Steve’s dad are just staring at each other.

“You’re paying to feed these kids, right?”

“No, you are.”

“Well shit.”

“Language, there are children!”

“Do I get to know these children who I have financially adopted?”

…

Hopper, who is over at the Harrington house to speak to Steve. Mr Harrington walks in to see the chief of police sitting on his couch. He sees Steve in the kitchen and quickly makes his way over.

“Steve! What is the chief of police doing here?”

“He’s a family friend.”

“What family?” Mr Harrington snaps back, gesturing at himself.

“He’s my friend?”

“I don’t see a world where you randomly become friends with the chief of police”

“I got caught with drugs?”

“Then why isn’t he arresting you?” Mr Harrington points to Steve’s cuff-less wrists.

“Can’t tell you?”

“Why?”

“I signed an NDA?”

“Steve, why the fuck would you do that? I’m a lawyer, you don’t just sign NDAs at a whim.”

“To be completely fair, I was concussed every time or they used a friend to threaten me.”

“It shouldn’t stand up in court then. Who did you sign it for?”

“The US government.”

“Fuck.”

Wh-whats going on??????

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this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it

I adore all my hate anons by the way. they're so cute they want to hurt me but are too cowardly to face me off anon. they're like chihuahuas who think they're intimidating and oh-so scary with their cute little barks when they are in fact small and unable to do harm

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grr this layout doesn't read nicely on this site, oh well. Another older SF work.