what I think will happen if I message my mutuals
not that joe keery isn’t a very attractive man but i absolutely love the mythos the fandom has constructed around steve’s beauty like he’s somehow simultaneously the most beautiful creature you’ll ever encounter in your life and just some guy. fic writers become divinely possessed by the muses when describing this guy’s moles. i’ve never felt more secure about my own brown eyes than when i read what people write about steve harrington’s otherworldly beautiful brown eyes. he’s both unobtainable handsome and your boy next door.
Do I have to do everything myself around here?
I love the “Steve has good parents, they’re just not on camera.”
Mom edition
Dustin is crawling in through the window. He freezes halfway through the window when he makes eye contact with Steve’s mom.
“Sweetie who is this small curly haired child breaking into our house?”
“That’s Dustin.”
“Okay?”
“I’ve adopted him as my brother.”
“Hello new son?”
…
Steve’s mom comes home to find Joyce on her couch, Steve talking very excitedly to her.
“What’s Joyce doing here?”
“Hey mom, meet mom.”
“Two moms and you still can’t avoid getting concussed every year?”
“Neither of you are very good at your job.”
…
“Mom!” Steve’s mom turns at the voice and finds a small redhead looking at Steve.
“Yes Max?”
“Can you take me to the arcade?”
Steve groans, pulling out some of the allowance that his mom had just given him and handed it to the little girl.
“Lucas too?”
“Yes, now scram.”
“Mom?” Steve’s mom asks.
“I’m not sure how that happened either.”
…
Eddie shows up on their doorstep with a bunch of half burnt cookies.
“I’m here for Steve.” He says simply to the bewildered mother staring at him.
“Okay.” She turns back towards the inside of the house. “Steve your boyfriend is here.”
“Did Steve tell you?”
“No, but god does my boy have a type.”
Writing characters who grew up Christian (Catholic, Southern Baptist) when you yourself was raised Atheist is... a daunting task honestly.
I am now consulting Crash Course.
<:.) could I ask for a very fluffy nanuqsaurus if you so desire friend
I do very much love fluffy rex like dinos! Here have a bonus too of an even fluffier baby one.
Fanfiction writers be like:
"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)
university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker
nowhere else on the internet can you get content like this
@mothercain. “two perched birds” twitter, 23 jul 2021.