"if Tumblr Dies You Can Find Me On Bluesky" "if Tumblr Dies You Can Find Me On Instagram" If Tumblr Dies

"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

I think the funniest part about the migration from tiktok to rednote is how americans are like "oh my gosh, our government lied to us, you guys are the same as us!" and chinese are like "holy shit, our government didn't lie to us, you really do live like this, i'm so sorry"

For Sure - Ethel Cain

It's good to know the Sally Face fans are still kickin' years after the final release of the last chapter and the announcement of the new game in development.

Btw I'm a writer and I might start up some fics soon :]

what it feels like listening to music and thinking about the character