Someone Sucks The Life Out Of Someone In This Episode (Literally??! Metaphorically!!?? YOU TELL ME)!!!

Faustina is not having a very good time. A very very bad time one might say.

I also love how in the episode 3 end credits she sounds like she is on the verge of tears. Hugging her and telling her it'll be alright.

KINGMAKER IS BACK AND SO AM I

Listened to the newest episode 3 times at work yesterday and dropped everything to write my reaction. Minimum wage = minimum effort......... but maximum effort for the Kingmaker Histories. Spoilers below for EP 27.... THERE'S MORE WAYS TO GO ON A TRIP THAN TO USE A VAN!!!!!!!!!

• LOOOVE Bradley Gareth AND Liz Morey's PERFORMANCES AS MARGO AND HOLZMANN SOOOO MUCH These characters are written so so so evil (love them!!! Just don’t want them to be real, THANK YOU!!!!) and their acting makes me shit myself. OBSESSED PER USHE w/ every performance in Kingmaker • One of the best openings in the show's history I’m sorry but Ariadne showing up bareass and then rapidly eating papers and then turning into a rat and then a bird and breaking a window is so fucking funny LOVE HER • “But!!! It’s my birthday!!!” Colette…. 🥺🎂🎂🎂 <- That’s her • “Leave. LEAVE FASTER” LMFAO • Telesphore’s “WHAT??!!! …. GIVE ME A MIRROR. Oh IM HIDEOUS” THE DELIVERY WAS SO FUNNY. I love Eisen and Colette giggling in the BG. I love these 3 so much there is so much funny real chemistry. How many times can I say I love Iyer Winterlich and Co. 1092728192727818 times. Infinity times. • Eisen’s startled “AAOUGH” BEFORE FINDING THE FINGER IN HIS POCKET GOT ME TOO • “Better make ur move or I’m gonna go become a nun or something”. Colette’s (heavy-quotes) “old” freak out…… She went to the beach that makes you old…. ALSO “I’m like an amoeba!” ALSO ALSO “All I’ve accomplished in the past 12 months is a whole lot of stealing a domestic terrorism!!!!” Technically an achievement Colette • When are we getting a full blown illust of Telesphore dressed up like rye bread • “The boxes they come in are really cute tho, can I look at it again” amazing delivery by Blythe yet again • SHE’S EXTREMELY CORRUPTIBLE! • THE DRUG TRIP AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN HAS TO BE ONE OF MY FAV PARTS OF THE EP before it all goes south…. Quite literally for Colette (Hell). The pink and the blue make an absolutely mental shade of purple 😈👾💜💟🚺🎆🍇 🌊 🌊 🌊 I would listen to a whole hour+ of the three of them just (positively) tripping out. Also the sfx go hard. I love listening to this w earbuds. If I tried the thimbledrops I’d let them trip sit me. Actually I wouldn’t let Colette trip sit me because she’d make me have a panic attack but Eisen and Telesphore would go hard. (Sorry gurl) Actually maybe just Telesphore. Yeah. Only Telesphore • “That he has to promoze— … that he has to propose to me” BEST DELIVERY. Also I LOVVVEEEE how “I feel weird” sounds. COLETTE FEELS WEIRD!!!!! • THE “IMPS/DEMONS CHORTLING AND MAKING FUN OF COLETTE” SCENE IS MY FAVORITE IM PREDICTABLE. I LOOOVE THEIR VOICES SO MUCH. “DEFINITELY HELL!!!!!!!!!!” 👹👹👹 • Dead But Not Really Telesphore. He is resting, he is at peace. He is being harassed by teenagers who carry razors and shaving cream for oddly-specific situations such as these. I love that he says “Oh, and it’s uneven” Telesphore I manifest a barber 💈 will give u a free haircut and trim next time you get high as a kite and look half-dead • MISKA 👹 • “Oh Colette dont be so modest” HI SATAN, AWESOME DELIVERY. Still love that his voice is her dads. Is this a safe space. Why’s he hot. I suppose it’s because he’s in hell. But also metaphorically. Colette’s demon dilf • “I thought I was a soufflé, and that any sudden noise would make me deflate” THIS TELESPHORE LINE IS THE FUNNIEST MOST TELESPHORE CODED LINE IN THE WORLD • Her 26th birthday was much less terrible 🥺🥺🥺 • I’m scared of Holzmann I WAS AT PEACE AND HAPPY W THE TRIO’S FUNNY RESOLUTION AND YOU RIP IT FROM UNDER ME!!!!! YOU LEAVE ME WITH HOLZMANN!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

NEW ICON :^D

I was inspired by @em_bers's "playdoh artpiece tutorial" on Twittur to make a little mixed media sculpt for myself :^D The head is made of playdoh (I found a yellow tub of it in the back of my pantry...... It was meant to be....) and the stars from holepunched paper. :^D Had a lot of fun w this one, I will share isolated pics BEEELOWW

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PLAYDOH!!!

ROY KAPLAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!! ROY KAPLAN IS HERE!!!!!! (screaming like a little newsboy on a bicycle while tossing links to 'Roy Kaplan: Out of Sight' onto ur front doorstep) I did VA work for this podcast a long while ago – and I am doing a HUUUGE happy hop because I AM SO THRILLED IT'S FINALLY COMING OUT. I am so happy. I am so so happy. It's been so long (since at last Ive seen my Roy Kaplan). I get to voice a nonbinary tailor (no spoilers)... but you can hear them in the trailer. Nonbinary win. And the other characters are GREAT TOO!!!! SO LISTEN FOR THEM – AND FOR GREAT PERFORMANCES, AND FOR GREAT PRODUCTION, AND FOR A FUN STORY with a lotta hard work put into it. I am clapping so hard my hands are burning. I am making fire w my palms Ok Im going to reshare this elsewhere now because people need to know abt it. TL;DR: LISTEN TO ROY KAPLAN. YAY ROY KAPLAN!!!! AND CONGRATS ON UR (ALMOST) RELEASE!!!! <3

Roy Kaplan is here!

Yes, you heard me right, Roy Kaplan: Out of Sight is finally ready for launch, complete with a proper (and actually correct) release date: December 28, 2024. I did say that I was going to get this ready for launch by the end of the year!

If you don't know what Roy Kaplan (or Roy Kaplan, Private Investigator if you prefer) is, it's a paranormal cyberpunk detective audio drama taking place in a (very low-key) post-apocalyptic future. It features the titular Roy Kaplan--private investigator, ex-burglar, and psychic--as he puts his wits to the test to solve all kinds of cases with the occasional assist from his ghost roommate, Wes. Stylistically, it draws significant inspiration from old time radio shows such as Richard Diamond and hardboiled detective fiction of the 1930s-50s.

This first season, Out of Sight, consists of twelve all-original mysteries, each 30-40 minutes long. It will be releasing on Saturdays every two weeks, with Patreon supporters able to hear episodes a week early.

Roy Kaplan is hosted on Pinecast, which means you should be able to listen to it on any podcast aggregator that supports RSS feeds. It'll also be available on common podcast apps like Spotify and Amazon Podcasts (right now Apple Music is having some hiccups, so we'll see what happens with that). It's also available on YouTube, if you like getting your podcasts through there.

Alternately, you can listen directly in your browser at my website, where you will also find the full voice credits and transcripts and writer's commentary blog posts if you're into that sort of thing. You can subscribe to my newsletter if you'd like to get notified of Out of Sight updates directly in your email.

I will have more to say about the show (about things like how to support production and whether season 2 will happen) but for now, season 1 is cooking and it's nearly ready to serve!

If you want more information about Roy Kaplan, the best place for information is the main page on my website, which will have all the links to everything else.

(For the trailer credits and transcript, that is also on my website.)

Happy listening, and I'll see you on the other side!

since October is approaching: silly little vibes-only vampire/vampire hunter AU ^^

"Everyone is so mean to me" and she means the youtube staff

Faustina Fetamine is officially Too Hot For YouTube Community Posts

People being sweet about how I dress (clown fashion) within the last 24 hours

"Love your getup. Keep doin whatcha doin" (grocery shopper who discussed ice cream flavors with me)

"No!!! You are so exciting!!!!! You want to be a clown!!!" (coffee house barista after I said my coffee orders are boring LOL)

"I love your energy :^]" (dude who greets people in the office building I have pt in)

"Your clownin out!!!" (my pt therapists who also offered me a reese's peanut butter cup)

"Rainbow!!! I couldn't forget about you, rainbow!! How've you been??" (big lots cashier who I talk with every time I go in)

And I got a hug from a grocery store employee woman (who was abt to leave her shift) & because I said I liked the puffy stickers on her hat. I FUCKING LOVE STICKERS

I just wanted to highlight people being sweet because a lot of the time, alt fashion brings a lot of mean-ness/skepticism out of strangers (in my personal experience); not that I necessarily care (because 100 YEARS FROM NOW 99.99% of us will be gone. THE ULTIMATE PRANK) But it does make it hard/worrying to be self-expressive sometimes. So the little things go a long way. The moral of this post is: the right people will find and be kind to you. Dress the way u want (before the funeral dresses you for you). And also take the free peanut butter cup from your pt therapists (don't forget to bring it home like I did).

This illustration inspired by the 19th century ballet 'The Fairy Doll', which has beautiful music composed by Josef Bayer. In the ballet, a boy who works in a toy shop sees the shop's most beautiful doll, the titular Fairy Doll, come to life at night. She magically brings all of the other dolls in the shop to life, and they all dance together. :) I'm going to be selling this illustration as an A4 print at Hyper Japan 2024 (19th-21st July). I hope you like it!