AHHH ITS SO PRETTYY

the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

I physically need this someone please write this

au where james and regulus have been dating since high school. their relationship started to get rocky during their law (james) and med (reg) school years. one night, during one of their most heated arguments, james decided to take a break and leave for a while, where he ended up in a car accident that left him unconscious for three days. when he finally woke up, he had no recollection of anything. overwhelmed by guilt, regulus asked their friends and family to refrain from reminding james of their relationship.

regulus packed everything that could remind james of their relationship and moved out of their home. he focused on graduating from med school and kept a distance from james. then during his first year of residency, james was rushed to the emergency room by his boyfriend to the hospital where regulus was working.

regulus was attending to another patient when he heard james’ boyfriend screaming for help. as he tended to james, James suddenly felt a sense of familiarity and asked james if they had met before. regulus quickly denied it and handed him over to an intern. ever since that encounter, james has been unable to get regulus out of his mind. he has made it his mission to learn more about him and uncover if regulus is one of the things he had forgotten. that’s when he stumbled upon an old polaroid photo of them beaming at each other, with regulus showing off his engagement ring.

Why u (a girl, if other gender feel free to ignore) should date me😌:

• I am a masc lesbian

• I have a dog

• I am very strong and will carry shit for u :3 (do I almost pass out everytime I stand/sit up? Yes but I'm still strong)

• I WILL LET U STEAL MY HOODIES AND JUMPERS

• do u even need any more reasons? (If u do need more reasons lower your expectations 😒)

Regulus Black is a sickly little victorian boy. He has a heart condition, asthma, and POTS, and he has really bad allergies. He carries an inhaler everywhere, and so does James. Both of which have airtags.

I NEED HELP FINDING A FANFIC, I READ IT LIKE A YEAR OR TWO YEARS AGO BUT I DONT REMEMBER THE NAME SO HERE IS WHAT I CAN REMEMBER ABOUT IT, PLS SOMEONE HAS TO KNOW IT

okay so it was a wolfstar fanfic with background jily. Sirius got broken up with by his girlfriend but he had booked them like a trip to a shit load of places so Remus goes along with him instead, I also remember that regulus is included in it and he lives in Paris in a relationship with Barty and Evan and Remus and Sirius stay with him for a while. It also included them going to Italy and staying with Alphard who tries to help regulus and Sirius fix their relationship I think. I also think it was like a pretty long fic but my minds a little forgetful around the length.

PLS HELP ME FIND THIS, THIS HAS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR WEEKS AT THIS POINT AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY

ABOUT ME

Pronouns: any, preferably she/her but I don't care

Kins (mentally): Todd Anderson (Dead Poets Society), Regulus Black (Marauders), Philip Hamilton (Hamilton musical, I fear I am mentally a nine year old poet😔)

Kins (physically): Charlie Dalton (Dead Poets Society), James Potter (Marauders)

Fav Artists: A lot but mainly McCafferty, Inhaler, David Bowie, Fontaine's DC, The Smiths and Sombr

Fav songs (for now, my fav songs change daily): Ugly Duckling - McCafferty, So far so good - Inhaler, Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - Panic! At the disco, Lady stardust - David Bowie, Big Shot - Fontaine's DC, William it was really nothing - The Smiths

Random info✨

My fav colour is either sage green or dark red

My fav marauders characters are Marlene McKinnon and Barty Crouch Jr

My fav actors are David Tennant, Timothee Chalamet and Helena Bonham Carter

I like art but I am unfortunately shit at every type of art

I need marauders friends (or a gf ;) whichever u prefer)

Favourite colour: green

Last song: Nabokov by Fontaines D.C.

Currently reading: Girl in pieces by Kathleen Glasgow

Currently craving: bubble tea

Coffee or tea: iced coffee

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favorite color ꕀ green and brown last song ꕀ tú by maye currently reading ꕀ the luminaries by susan dennard currently watching ꕀ the great british baking show currently craving ꕀ massaman curry. like always. and like. alcohol and a couple cigs HAHA. a break too :P coffee or tea ꕀ always tea! i don't like coffee

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