jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
James: Regulus, you’re good at a lot of things, but being tall is not one of them.
Regulus:
Regulus: Fucking kill yourself
The Black brothers
Rosier twins, but while Pandora can see the future and gets plagued with visions of the most likely path, Evan can see what happens in other universes he dreams and sees what could've been if one thing had changed.
Evan who watches himself fall in love with Barty thousands of times and slowly starts to fall for him in his own universe despite his sister pushing for him to not date the "crazy" guy.
And
Pandora who sees Evan dying because he was with barty that day, watches her twin brother die a hundred ways and all of them are because he was in love with Barty.
Because there was no feasible future where he didn't fall in love, and no feasible future where it ends well.
Tina Aumont in L'Urlo (1970)
I love your explanation and enthusiasm!!
Things Iike these make me want to have a degree in everything
Octopus filmed changing colours while sleeping.
Pinterest daughter or Tumblr son?
i might have some weird brand of gender fluidity going on lol
It's weird how so many people are scared of loving themselves. Whether it's because they view it as too selfish, or ego-centric, or naive. But really, we shouldn't be embarrassed by it, or defensive. People search for themselves in every piece of media they consume
the black brothers went through hell that year
McGonagall: really who could be worse than Sirius and his friends
Regulus "will get his revenge even if it kills him" Black
Evan "cuts dead things open for fun" Rosier
Barty "arsonist with daddy issues" Crouch Jr
Pandora "seer with a knack for experimenting" Rosier
Dorcas "the one keeping them all out of Azkaban" Meadowes