Sometimes You Gotta Wake Up And Remember Who The Fuck You Are.

overlooked scenes in sanders sides episodes that i like pt. 28

(yes this is technically canon even though all of it was improv)

logan’s attempts at argument here makes me cackle lmfao it’s giving “flames on the side of my face”

he struggles with his words for a while and then just randomly starts reciting the crofter’s jam song like a fucking poem. i love this man.

I need Thomas Sanders to lipsinc as Remus to Kesha's new song "Joyride" for,,, scientific purposes. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

R.A.B. ✧

I will die before I purchase bread (I have been to the store multiple times and always forget about it)

Be ready for me to be the most annoying Roman kinnie at the function

NOT A DRILL IT’S HAPPENING

Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.

And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."

And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.

And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.

His mother watched as they were singing him songs.

She thought they were singing him off, for his wedding to come

Not realising the flowers were more than decour

Sign of a life well lived, as purple stained her son.

What a lot of people dont know is when I started writing that line I never intended of it to go that far. But then I read back my work and it oddly fits?? And so I'll pretend that this was my masterplan all along