Proud To Say That I Have Always Been Able To Figure Out Out Who The Culprit Is In Every Crime Story,

was thinking about infighting and like. they all see us the same. from the wildest queerest fagdyke to a cis gay guy. we are the same to them. the weird queers are not like. ruining your precious community. we're a part of it

Kate Bush, 1978

What a lot of people dont know is when I started writing that line I never intended of it to go that far. But then I read back my work and it oddly fits?? And so I'll pretend that this was my masterplan all along

Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.

honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14

I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

I just came up with a really inconvenient, possibly unplayable four-player game: The Evil Advisor

All you need is a completely normal chess board and a deck of cards that you can somehow divide into an even amount of cards that mean "yes" or "no". Out of the four players, only two need to know how to play chess - those play the role of advisor. The other two play as rulers. At the start of the game, both advisors pull a random card from the deck, which dictates whether their goal is to win the game, or lose it. They keep their respective card, showing it to nobody else.

The rulers, who ultimately choose where to move the pieces, always aim to win the chess game, and also know that the advisor may or may not be on their side, and don't know whether to trust the advisor or not.

If the ruler wins the chess game, they win the whole game. An advisor only wins if they reach their own goal - if an advisor's goal was to lose, but the ruler wins, the advisor loses, and vice versa.

The transmasc energies today have perceived me as something stronger than I originally was supposed to be. Spending time with family really reminds you of who pulls the reigns and who pulls the trigger

Guys, I took anti depressants and now I don't relate to anything funny I used to relate to. They stole my swag and cool demeanor :(