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OFFICIAL DOWNPOUR SLUGCATS, THEYRE REAL, WOOOOO
ITS REAL GUYS ITS REAL
Gonna be honest, I thought the edge of Pearl's eye mask were her pupils and she was cross-eyed looking in different directions, and now I can't unsee it.
This is my best attempt at showing where I saw the pupils by circling them.
they are the yuri ever litrally as i was finishing this piece, this was recommended to me, and i love it sm!! plz click 2 take a better look..
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I still cannot believe how overwhelmingly hateful (and corny) gen z and millennials were toward young children for enjoying skibidi toilet as if silly Gmod videos and YouTube poops were not the foundation of our sense of humor
I was reciting the whole monologue to myself before noticing someone beat me to it at the end and it's so much better than whatever I could have done
Fuck you, City of Ur!
If you're dumb enough to buy a cartload of copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Ea-Nasir's Imported Metals!
Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your deposit, bring your sealed tablet, bring your messenger! We'll send him back!
That's right, we'll send your messenger back through enemy territory!Because at Ea-Nasir's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!
Take a hike to Ea-Nasir's, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!
How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll turn you into a eunuch!
Only at Ea-Nasir's, the only merchant that tells you to fuck off!
Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you make a donation to the palace, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
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Ninjas don’t wear black. They used to disguise themselves as civilians. Unlike ninjas in movies, the real guys were smart enough to know that wearing a black outfit with a face mask wasn’t the best strategy for blending in. Source
In the ship of marie and harmone who is the most time top?
i honestly see them both as switches, but marie would be more dominant
bonus doodle for your convenience
i wish transing your gender was as easy as getting a haircut. like i wanna walk into a Gender Stylists shop and show the lady a picture of the gender i envy and be like, "that, can you do that?" and she'd be like "yeah" and then one hour later i'd have a new gender that's not quite what i asked for but close enough for me to not complain and just fix it at home. i want to search for gender references on pinterest and get reuploaded tiktoks of people being like "omg 360 your gender pls so i can show my gender stylist when i go on tuesday!! 🥺" i want me and my bestie to be in the bathroom together at 1am extremely stoned and giving each other new genders that are objectively terrible but still kinda wearable
Nick Crawford, American, DOB Unlisted
Chicago Reflection, 2021
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