[ ID: A Screenshot Of A Boat Message Submitted By User Danelloevee. The Text Reads, "You Hoo! Big Summer

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

Just something for the head - - -

May 1st will mark the beginning of my 42nd trip around the sun. Now that I am 41, I would like to invoke birthday trivia on the boy I call my son, Fblthp.

Fblthp was a happy accident.

Here's the art description for Totally Lost from Gatecrash:

Color: Blue spell (unguilded) Location: Streets of Ravnica Action: A little Homonculus is lost amidst a sea of feet on a busy Ravnican street. Focus: The lost homunculus. Mood: Poor little guy.

His flavor text would give him a name (Homunculus don't have vowels in their name). The audience began memes with him almost immediately. Seeing his popularity, we've put him in other art, made cards for him, made plushies out of him, and just embraced the joy that is Fblthp.

Happy Birthday!

When someone does something and is waiting for your reaction, but you're autistic and your face doesn't convey emotions very well :

#CUDDLE

I got a fun idea

lol I doubt this'll go anywhere but it'll be fun to see what happens

Their fates are in your hands

they all call it something different

every Kirby artist please draw Marx eating big bag of marshmallows please :)

(Context lmao)

They hiss at each other

I'm new to Tumblr, and I realize now what these kinds of posts mean! MOON NEED PERL, STAT

their direction is in your hands