#I Agree With Another Reblogger #I'd Think It Was Davy Jones Come To Take Me To His Locker #to Feast

Chocolate Pudding Clodsire (SOURCE)

#ftmlink

More sidlink because I have the power to draw it

fi has a pet sea bunny btw. its name is creampuff

carriable creatures...

couple of oc story drawings for my elective final!

I was reciting the whole monologue to myself before noticing someone beat me to it at the end and it's so much better than whatever I could have done

Fuck you, City of Ur!

If you're dumb enough to buy a cartload of copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Ea-Nasir's Imported Metals!

Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!

If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!

It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!

If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!

Bring your deposit, bring your sealed tablet, bring your messenger! We'll send him back!

That's right, we'll send your messenger back through enemy territory!Because at Ea-Nasir's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!

Take a hike to Ea-Nasir's, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!

How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!

Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll turn you into a eunuch!

Only at Ea-Nasir's, the only merchant that tells you to fuck off!

Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you make a donation to the palace, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!

Go to hell! Ea-Nasir's Metals: Sumer's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in Mesopotamia! Guaranteed!

[from 2023] thought “what if galacta had a wing-cape like MK”

He's turning 90 degrees to demonstrate his theorem.

Player, observing 5ft by 5ft squares that are also 5ft diagonally (DM said we don't need math):

"Pythagoras is rolling in his grave rn"

Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #218

Metaknight (Kirby Series, 1993)

List Of Archetypes

Angst

Distinctive Voice

European

Eye Imagery

Glowing Neon

Intelligence

Long Cape

Mysterious

Nonhuman

Obscured Face

Power

Power Of Love

Technically Antagonist

Theme Song

One Winged Angel

Redeemed Villain

Fuck that thing Iguess