What The Media Won't Show

this was perfectly comedic i expect nothing less from jimmy

Ok this movie idea is actually so cool and rlly good I would pay so much money to see it made

so like . if i were to write the minecraft movie.

controversial but i wouldn't make it blocks - i would have it be 3d animated to be visibly low poly and pixelated but with really pretty shading. the greenery would be 2d but folded and wrapped around like paper, and it would sway as the characters clip through it.

it'd follow a sheltered princess (i'd name her jean) of an empire at the brink of collapse whose parents were just assassinated. the kingdom would be the classic forest biome and its subjugated territories would be all different peoples from different biomes. her best friend, her maid's daughter, would be from one of the territories, and it wouldn't be until after her parents died that the princess discovered her "best friend" was just being paid to be nice to her and resented her just as much as everyone else in the kingdom after their whole childhood of being treated as lesser and isolated from her colonized homeland.

she would turn to religion and then to academia for answers. the religion would have hints about being based on code and featuring a divine creator who wrote the code of the universe, opposed by an evil software bug that they're trying to do rituals to ward off.

the software bug is, to our main characters' dismay, a zombie apocalypse that no one managed to tell her about because the royal family was doing everything they could to only protect themselves and ignore everything that was happening (hence the assassination). our princess is dismayed by the weight of the bad deeds she inherited.

academia mostly arrived at the same conclusions as religion. our princess learns more of what the virus is doing to the world - what to her is textured actual grass is reduced to rigid, identical cubes. strange creatures spring out of the darkness and antagonize citizens. it's spreading everywhere.

she tries to help, but the situation is too far gone. it's spreading everywhere. the people don't trust her, for good reason. she can't do anything anyways.

palace academics were hired to transport the entirety of the home kingdom to somewhere new, somewhere empty, it's become dire enough that they're following their protocol and the princess is kidnapped back. the magic used is turning everything sick and red and on fire.

she escapes back to the dying world. it's too late, for everything. everythings reducing down into cubes. zombies are wandering everywhere and everyone is getting sick. over the course of the movie it's become more obvious that our protagonist is pregnant. she's beginning to fall ill as well.

she inspects the machinery used to teleport her home country for anywhere to safely have a baby in this hopeless world.

she has her child and places him in some kind of pod emanating magic. she tries to apologize to him, for being born into a dying world. she wishes he could live somewhere nicer, that he could rebuild it, she wishes he could have some kind of hope that she doesn't.

dazed and confused it becomes harder to tell what's going on. the machinery was leaking energy and she was somewhere unfamiliar, full of strange creatures, chained down by her guilt made physical. she's turning into a dragon as she's begging for peace.

back where she left her baby, the broken machinery is returning to the earth over the course of what may be hundreds of years. her baby remains safe in an orb of magic inside of which he's slowly growing up. until finally, the orb pops and drops him out.

minecraft steve wakes up in a new world. looks around. and punches a tree

Day 57: Mumbo Jumbo doing Ballet

Screaming crying throwing up

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WHAT IS THAT IVE NEVER SEEN THE BOTTOM OF HIS FEET EWWWWW

We need to talk about how fucked up his shoes are more

rb to have a super gay 2023

Truly a masterpiece

My brain never gives me normal ideas

sorry if the reading order is weird! Everything was done in less than a day

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Alright, Hermitblr Fan Server news!

So far I've received answers from about 15 people that they are actually interested in joining and what their preferences in mods are so I will now focus on building a small modpack with Quality of Life mods and stuff like that. I'll also decide on where to get a hosted server soon.

Im expecting to get this done by end of March 2025! So in about 2-3 weeks. Ill post any news on the project here for now!

Thanks for your patience! Im so hyped to connect with the community!

Ok I need people to hear me out on this. Sailor song is such a treebark coded song

Martyn’s pov and I will not elaborate

(Also hi first original post :>)