hey science side of tumblr if the doctor said he doesn’t think i have a bacterial infection but i do have a viral infection why would he prescribe antibiotics
"the new pope is problematic" well folks it's the catholic fucking church so im not really sure where your hopes were at
what is the FUCKING POINT then???
and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that
“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”
i need to start wearing hats so that i can swiftly remove them upon receiving shocking news
god forbid a guy also be a little bit of a girl
hannibal is so cringefail because how do you successfully get away with literal murder and cannibalism for years all while being a well respected sophisticate and food connoisseur and then risk it all for a guy covered in dog hair who is also an asshole and also wants to kill you real bad
Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style
after touching spicy foods immediately touch your eyes, penis, and vagina