Tahny's Favorite Drink Is Called A Blue Ga'haiian, Named From Her Home World But Containing Very Little

CT-9075: 79’s Stealth Report
One of the bartenders is overfilling a drink, and I can’t blame him. There’s a woman leaning over the bar with nothing on her chest except...is that blaster grip tape? Yeah, that sure looks like tape crisscrossing her, um...nipples. Kriff. No wonder his face is turning as red as her lipstick. It’s all hanging no more than half a meter from the eyes bugging out of the poor guy’s head. She’s got platinum-blonde hair that’s shorter in the back, black ankle boots and thigh stockings, some kind of see-through red shawl, and a black bodysuit that isn’t covering much except her torso. I highly doubt the bartender has noticed any of it with what’s bouncing in front of his eyes. I think she’s instructing him on a drink. Extending recording range...
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“Okay, barkeep. Listen up! I never repeat myself, and I’m not starting for you.

First, you’re gonna give me an ounce of rum, The Kowakian…yeah, Top shelf, what do I look like? A splash of Spotchka next and then another splash of Blue Sohncao.

Then throw in some sweet and sour, a little simple syrup…okay, a lot of simple syrup.

Then fill it almost all the way with fire pineapple juice, top it with whatever citrus juice you got…wait, what do you got? Oh, oh no. Let me call my driver, he’ll be here with something actually consumable in a few minutes.

Keep one of these babies in my hand all night and you’ll get a nice big tip, mmkay?”

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I heard someone order something similar earlier. They called it a Blue Ga’haiian. I can just barely see a cocktail cheat sheet behind the counter for that one from where I’m sitting. It calls for:

¾ oz Light Rum
¾ oz Vodka
½ oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Sweet and Sour
3 oz Pineapple Juice
Citrus Juice
Simple Syrup

Tahny's favorite drink is called a Blue Ga'haiian, named from her home world but containing very little of their actual exports. She often has to instruct the bartender how to make it and so she might as well share the recipe with you all.

Blue (Ga)Hawaiian

¾ oz Light Rum

¾ oz Vodka

½ oz Blue Curacao

1 oz Sweet and Sour

3 oz Pineapple Juice

Citrus Juice

Simple Syrup

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Tahny's Favorite Drink Is Called A Blue Ga'haiian, Named From Her Home World But Containing Very Little

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4 years ago

Nothing about us without us. Image description: [pale purple and yellow background with dark text] This April, don’t support an organization that harms autistic people. [crossed out logo for Autism Speaks] Support one built by autistic people, for autistic people. [logos for the Autistic Self Advocacy Network and the Autism Women’s Network]

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reaperrayven

5 months ago

Just finished all that's said in the low light because I saw your glorious art of it...and holy shit that was fantastic!!! I'm also following the siren one you made art of and am enjoying it immensely.

Really the main question I have is do you have any other fic recommendations? Because so far your taste seems impeccable :D

awww thank you!! it's always a pleasure to share some of the goldmines in this fandom. as always, mind the tags, but here are some fics that make my heart feel fragile and vulnerable, in no particular order <3

cedar beam, pine rafter by joesoef

side by side by thirteenbullets

falling into forever by queeniegalore

rainstorm by serpentwyne

once more to see you by serpentwyne (unfinished, but already so excruciating in the best way)

you are more than warm belief by enderspren

easy, easy by saintlithic

(if you like these fics, remember to kudos and leave a nice comment!)

Please reblog this if you believe that alters are real people with valid emotions

Please, I need to prove a point. It would mean a lot to one of my very depressed and suicidal alters.

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9 years ago

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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4 years ago

Thank you, now if only more people would listen when someone asks them to use a particular set of pronouns or a different name than the one they are used to.

I’m all for serious conversations about fragile masculinity and how it perpetuates sexism. But don’t pretend that poking at a transman’s “fragile masculinity” and making fun of him for it is at all the same thing. It’s just transphobia under a different name.

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4 months ago

Reblog to trample Pong Krell with an AT-RT.

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