This Was Awesome When I First Saw It, It’s Only Gotten Better

i like to make phone backgrounds as a fun little warm exercise - here's all the clone commander (+captain!) bgs I've made so far

these are free to use as always and if you do i'd love to see!!!

not fully switching but fading around the edges in the middle of a conversation and suddenly gaining an accent that only one of you uses and not noticing until your told

man. you know what I really wanna do? make a comedy play/tv show script about being in a system. because let’s be honest, it’s not a dangerous thing, dramatic yes, confusing yes, but not dangerous to people outside of your system. BUT IT CAN BE HILARIOUS JUST IMAGINE

“Wait, WHAT DO YOU MEAN (bilingual alter) WON’T WAKE UP WE HAVE A TEST TODAY!!!!!”

“…who put the body on a roof again?”

“uh…”

“GODDAMMIT (teenage alter) WHAT DID WE TELL YOU”

“…no, no (little), go to bed, it’s past your–No you can’t stay up the body is doing adult stuff– JUST GO TO BED!”

“questions we ask the host: what’s for dinner? what’s this word? who’s this? how do we talk to this person? what’s the equasion for this? things we ask (older alter): where’s the host?”

“okay, careful, careful, careful…AND WE’VE OFFICIALLY GOTTEN OUT OF BED, GOOD WORK PEOPLE, I’M PROUD OF YOU!”

“why is everyone asleep it’s literally 7pm?”

“why is everyone awake it’s literally 3am?”

“can everybody shut up I’m trying to front”

“CAN EVERYBODY SHUT UP THIS IS IMPORTANT”

arguments about what to do

including over what we eat

arguments over going to friends’ houses

feel free to add some system friends…

yeah, and 59 or 99 which ever you have been sitting at, it’s still just one step away from a full blown meltdown and all it takes sometimes is bumping into someone or something to send you over the edge

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

Thank you for this, it is needed and Valid.

The “rules” can be different for every poly/non-monogamous people and their relationships, but some things are universal:

cheating is horrible and has nothing to do w/ polyamory

honesty and communication are KEY 

we often have too much affection to give rather than not enough tbh

who tf has time for orgies everyday?? it’d be so tiring??? also some poly ppl are ace so??? yeah

look at this cutie!

Please take good care of them!