Me: You Know How When You Were A Kid And You’d Wish That You’d Get Sick Or Injured In A Way That

our plan for the beholder beast during the oneshot today

i would be unstoppable if only i could finish anything. my life is a graveyard.

me when my tummy hurts

I love Janus so much 🥹

“It’s got regenerative properties, so it’ll fizzle in your mouth like rock candy.”

- Paladin on eating Hydra jerky

this is just DMing

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations