Having Sex Ewwwwwwwwww

I like how you refer to having sex as "the task at hand". Corporate email core

call me microsoft office the way i excel at spreading those sheets. to have sex in there. Word

it's international asexuality day! remember to celebrate by giving ur local asexual 100$ and listening to the m o s t graphic sex joke that you'd never expect from them 💜

I love my friends I love spring break I love hanging out

SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE HANGING OUT RIGHT NOW

HAVE FUN CHILLING YOU DESERVE IT!! LOVE YOU!

6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

the bad kids + text posts: fabian (aramais) seacaster edition

and i will eat it up every time

jac schaeffer in 2021: what if I make a banging show about a false reality where the setting and costumes are different every episode and everyone thinks that agatha harkness is manipulating the whole thing but the false reality was actually created completely by accident by someone named maximoff which I will heavily hint throughout the show but it will still be a shock to everyone when it's revealed

jac schaeffer in 2024: what if I do it again

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

@ the Gildharts

sure, you may be verified. you may be twice verified. but are you verified. in the eyes of the GODS?!?

made by yours (un)truly