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Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.

been thinking a lot about Hadestown and its messages this week. . .

If Hadestown has a moral, she says, then it’s “you have to try, you have to have hope, not because success is a given – it’s not. Orpheus fails. We heroicise” – here she breaks off to apologise that jet lag has led to her making up words – “we heroicise Orpheus not because he succeeds but because he tries, and that endeavour alone is worthwhile. How to live, and not merely survive, is to believe things could change.”

Anaïs Mitchell on her musical Hadestown: 'I worked on it so long I was afraid I'd never make another record'

some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break

honest to god am not even neutral about going gray like i’m WAITING for that shit… thrilled at the prospect.. point out a gray hair and watch me get elated

i never do this

every one of my dnd PCs

accidentally made all my ocs aspec. oops

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit