While You Were Fucking Around, Athena, Artemis And Hestia Were Studying The Blade, The Bow And The Barbecue

Can’t believe I ran into the infamous Barron Weezer DS post like 2 years later

there are literally so many books in the world and they just keep writing more and i’ll never be able to read them all. devastating i feel like throwing up

“How’s your WIP going?”

"Have you made any progress?”

“How close are you to being done?”

Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”

Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”

I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I've never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life

I want to kiss you with tongue.

I want to kill you with bomb

Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.

made by yours (un)truly

our plan for the beholder beast during the oneshot today